Tuesday, November 27, 2012

ARSHI-E-MEHFIL CONTINUES



BARUNOMY NE GHALIB NIKAMMA KAR DIYA
WARNA HUM BHI NORMAL INSAAN HOTE THE...

Aren’t the above lines a perfect way to continue the dazzling MEHFIL NITE....

HE MAKES US GO WEAK AT OUR KNEES....and makes even the best of frds fight...YES HE DOES...if u don’t believe me then ask SRI...we had an ugly fight on the silliest barun topic on the occasion of arnav’s bday and my wifey had to interfere with the following lines to calm both of us down....

Happy Birthday to you happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday to ASR, look what you made SRI and RV DO!
HOW SEXY ARE YOU
how HANDSOME are you
Happy Birthday to ASR, SRI n RV share a sugar free friendship coz of YOU!


HEHEHE..ISN’T SHE ADORABLE...look how she herself wished arnav...


May God Bless You, May God bless you
I love YOU in BLUE and
I love you shirtless too


AND HOW COULD I HAVE NOT CONTRIBUTED ON THIS SPECIAL OCASSION 

HAPPY BDAY TO U..'DHISHUM DHISHUM"..
HAPPY BDAY TO U.."WHAT THE"
HAPPY BDAY TO DEAR ASR "ARNAVJI"
HAPPY BDAY TO U...

Ok...now as everyone of u accepts my FILMI-PAN..THEN I CAN GLADLY PRESENT THIS NEXT ONE...

Heer Heer na akho adiyo
Main te ARSHIAN hoi
'RABBA VE' keh ke le jaave
'RABBA VE' keh ke le jaave
HO MAINU LE JAAVE "ARNAV-WA" KOI...
HO MAINU LE JAAVE "ARNAV-WA" KOI...

But ..........WHY COULDN’T HE STAY HERE TILL I FIND MY ARNAV?????why do he has to leave?????????

Abhi Abhi Tho Mile Ho,Abhi Na Karo Chodne Ki Baat,
Abhi Abhi tho ARSHITALE BEGAN, NA KARO KHATAM KARNE KI BAAT
Abhi Abhi Toh WE BELIEVED IN FAIRYTALES
Abhi Na Karo REAL LIFE KI BAAT
Abhi Abhi Zindagi Shuru Hai,Abhi Abhi Tham Jaane Ki Baat
Hum Toh Haare BARUN-WA Re, BHEEGE NAINA BIN TUMHARE
MAHIYA VE....MAHIYA VE...

My mirror to the real world, my dear frd nair tried to pacify my broken heart with these practical words ” I know I am just a fan but I love him to bits, love looking at him and drooling at him, but its his life after all and we wouldn't want to be in the way if opportunity and success comes knocking on his door. If it was someone from our family will we stop him /her?”

So i accepted with a heavy heart....and ranted out in true DDLJ STYLE...   ”JAA JEE LE APNI ZINDAGI.............


OK BARUN GO LIVE UR LIFE..
but first give me back mine...
give me back my days before IPKKND..
give me back my days before ARSHI..
give me back my normal life...
give me back my days where i lived in the real world
give me back my days where 'LOVE' was just another emotion
OHHHHHH BARUN PLZ GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE
BEFORE U DECIDE TO GO LIVE URS...

But in the current scenario ,where our calm & serene ARSHILAND has been converted into a zoo of rumour monkeys and speculation snakes....I know deep within my heart that he is not going to stay....for many days I have ranted this one out...

TERE ISHQ NACHAYA..
TERE ISHQ NACHAYA...
KARKE THAIYA THAIYA..
MAT JAANA TU BARUN-WA
MAT JAANA TU BARUN-WA
NAHIN THE MAIN MAR GAYIAAN........

But now i have sumhow steeled my heart for the impending doom and have  accepted the truth that how much we may spam the SP-MACHINERY...how much we may rant out ma-behen abuses to the FAKEST 4 LIONS’..AND THE ‘BULL’ LADY....he is going to leave us...taking away OUR ARSHI with him...THIS SPECIAL COUPLET IS FOR BARUN....

When you cant see the forest or the trees,
for all the colors of your dreams,
just turn to friends their help transcends to love, love, love, love.
I believe in love,
I BELIEVE IN BARUN.


And I BELIEVE IN MY ARSHI GANG.....the sick rumoured politics going on currently may try to take away our daily doses of ARSHI-ISM...but will they succeed....NAHHHHHHHHHHH... AS FAR AS OUR ARSHI R CONCERNED, WE R TRUE SANKA DEVIS’ ...........we will KEEP ARSHI ALIVE....we will KA2......

WE WILL ‘DIVIDE OUR SADNESS’ AMONG OURSELVES AND WILL APPEAR AS A WINNER AT THE END OF THIS DIRTY ROAD FULL OF RUMOURS AND POLITICS AND BACK-BITINGS’

And as far as MR. GENTLEMAN.......MR. SOBTI is concerned..he had found a true fan in me and my ARSHI FAMILY............we r not going to leave u alone BARUN-WA...we r going to follow u thru ur career path & watch first day first show of ur every endeavour and will DO THE SOBTI DROOLING JUST THE WAY KHUSHI DANCES..COMPLETE ‘DIL SE’...WITH WINKING & SEETI & ALL...

At this juncture, the perfect choice of words appears to be these...

CHODO BQF KI BAATEIN
BQF KI BAAT PURANI
NAYE ARSHIAN DAUR MAIN DEKHENGE HUM
KA2 KA MAGIC
HUM ARSHI-STANI...AUM ARSHI-STANI.....

*now thats my freedom fighter mode..btw..its my fav mode*

For those who r thinking right now that i am a SANKA DEVI...let me remind that never ever forget the original one...MRS. KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA SINGH RAIZADA...I created the following one spally for her

JHALLI
hamaaari sabki pyari jhalli ,over-sentiMENTAL jhalli ,over imaginative jhalli
RABBA-VE main jiski importance TITANIC
arnav ke liye jo hai OXYGENATIC
USS KHUSHI KO KYUN HAMESHA BANANA HAI
JHALLI
hamari selfless jhalli hamari caring jhalli
hamari jhalli walli khushi..

for those who don’t know the meaning of the word ’jhalli’ ,it means “adorably silly’ ....

I WILL SAY THESE LINES TO U KHUSHI....

"BANE CHAHE DUSHMAN ZAMANA TUMHARA....
SALAAMAT RAHE YEH SANAKPAN TUMHARA"

I adore u khushi even when u r at ur craziest behaviour bcoz even that reflects an innocence which is non existent in today's real world and bcoz u r the cleanest soul...i may be thought of as a dreamer or a dumb ass for saying it..but u never annoy me by all your silliness and .I WILL NEVER BE EMBARRASSED OF UR SANAKPAN DARLING...SO KEEP GOING..

I LOVE U FOR WHAT U R AND WILL NEVER INSIST FOR U TO CHANGE ..AND ARNAV AGREES WITH ME ON THAT ONE, he may remain  momentarily angry with her , may try to stop her from  doing sumthing for her own sake BUT  will never discourage her to be herself.

She is the best example of a person who ardently supports the theory ”FIRST DO AND THEN THINK”...and I lub her for that..

Btw...the latest ‘PANGA’ which arnav took is that he challenged her..questioned her SELF WORTH.....said all those heavy words about brains, courage and intelligence...POOR GUY CAN’T UNDO THE DONE...AND NOW HE IS SINGING THESE LINES...

KHUSHI KI SANAK, bas mein nahi,
 Pehle kabhi, ITNI SATAKTI thi nahi,
Tu hi bata ,iss KHUSHI ka main..... Ab kya karoon
MERE BANAYE OFFICE MAIN JAATI NAHIN,
APNE "PROVE MYSELF" MISSION MAIN MERI BHI SUNTI NAHIN,
Tu hi bata iss KHUSHI ka main, uff ab main kya karoon
Main kya karoon... RABBA VE MAIN kya karoon,
main kya karoon...
MAIN KYA KAROON....

And khushi is answering with following lines...

Main LOOKS MAIN MODERN na sahi,
But attitude mera MODERN hai tho sahi,
 DIL SACHHA HAI MERA,
Dekho mujhe DM par hai pura yakin main ,
HIGH HEELS TYPE na sahi,
Magar CHUDAIL MODELS se kam bhi nahin
ARNAVJI aapko karna hoga yakeen,
BANOOGI MAIN MRS. INDIA

For our very own BLCs......AREY BRAINLESS CREATIVES..AUR KAUN..i can say only one thing...I LOVE U IN  THE SAME WAY I LOVE MAMIJI....

sumtimes difficult to tolerate but sumtimes the most adorable human being,
sumtimes  endearingly funny but sumtimes extremely OTT
sumtimes totally unbelievable but sumtimes  amazingly convincing

Many a times the routes adopted by them to reach the main topic are ultimate BLAH-ISTIC ones filled with OTT comedy and indefinable logics...FOR ALL SUCH EPISODES i modified that old “bajaj bulb “ commercial

JAB MAIN CHOTTI BACHHI THI ,
THO ‘POGO’ TV DEKHTHI THI,
FAKE CHARACTERS’ KI LIFE SE,
KHUSH HO KAR SO JAATI THI ,
AB MAIN BILKUL JAWAAN HOON*WINK* ,
‘RABBA VE’ SE FANGASM LETI HOON
LEKIN AAJ BHI ‘CVS’ KE LOGIC SE,
MUJHE POGO TV AAYE YAAD...
TING TING TRING..


And who can ever forget their incorrigible butchering techniques , remember the way they kept on butchering anjali’s character for days & days ,at the time when shyamu’s truth was being revealed, converting an innocent yet sensible lady into a wailing, ‘always fainting’ child ...she irritated me so much that I wrote this one for her..


hats off to dumbo anjali
hats off to stupid anjali
hats off to ullu anjali
hats off to naive anjali
hats off to bholi anjali
hats off to gadhi anjali
hats off to bevkoof anjali
hats off to blind anjali
hats off to jhalli anjali
UFF ISS ANJALI KO AUR KYA KYA NAAM DOON


I think before opening this production house, these BLCs had a big butchering business....and since old habbits r difficult to forget, they r fulfilling their scratchy old habbits through butchering of their characters', and that much they r obsessed with these butchering skills that all the poor actors r running away from the show like birds try to fly away from the butcher's knife...


BHAGO BHAGO....CVs AAYE....
BUTCHERING TOOLS SAATH MAIN LAAYE......
PAYASH KO HALAL KARNE KE BAAD
AB ARSHI PAR HAIN DHYAAN LAGAYE


BUT DO ANY OF THEIR ANTICS AFFECT US.....nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We still keep on ranting the following lines..

KHULLAM KHULLA DROOL KARENGE HUM ARSHIS’..
IN CVS SE NAHIN DARENGE HUM DONO...
RV EK ZAROORAT HAI..FORMALITY NAHIN
MIL JAAYEIN ARSHI...ZAROORI HAI BHAI
HUM WOH KARENGE,ARSHI-ISM JO KAHE
HUMKO BLCs SE KYA

And how can I conclude this mehfil without thanking one person who gave me the platform to do all this huge amount of ranting, DIV of course
I LOVE U HONEY...
Recently she gave us all a heart attack when she disappeared for one whole long week, and ME ..THE SILLIEST SANKA DEVI ...ME... wrote her these words:

sometimes my heart hurts
 sometimes it’s all in my head
Sometimes I feel lonely
sometimes I need my space
Sometimes there are no problems sometimes I’ve got too much to face Sometimes I want to face life sometimes I want to be gone from sight Sometimes I want to run sometimes I want to fight
Sometimes I know the answer sometimes I’m in doubt
Sometimes I make decisions sometimes I’m told what to do
Sometimes I find life hard
SOMETIMES SO DO U…!

All of us go thru the same depression bouts as DIV went thru, from time to time and in those moments we sing the following lines...

DUNIYA MAIN LOGON NE..CHINTA KI AUR CHINTA DI..
AAYI HOON LEKAR MAIN ...AUR KTINI CHINTAYEIN..
MUJHKO PECHANLO MAIN HOON CM......
MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI......
MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI........
MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI.......

FOR ALL SUCH FRIENDS  *spally gemy memy-wink*, here’s the final BARUNOMY DOSE direct from my SOBTI LALA LAND....

ARNAV BABY HAI CHOCOLATY
ARNAV BABY HAI CHOCOLATY
YEH ARNAV BABY ITNA CHOCOLATY KYUN HAI???
IPKKND DEKHO..KHUD JAAN JAO..

Followed by these vital words....

REHNE DE,,REHNE DE,REHNE DE,,MUJHE REHNE DE,.
REHNE DE MUJHE BARUNOMY MAIN
REHNE DE MUJHE ARSHI-ISM MAIN
RABBA VE MUJHE KARNA HAI
REHNE DE MUJHE ARSHIAN KI TARAH..

Isn’t this the perfect song for all of us...applicable for each and every ARSHIAN...LETS MARK IT AS OUR ANTHEM..our ARSHI ANTHEM...

For all the ARSHIANS' out there,
I KNOW WE R UNDER THE GLOOMY CLOUDS....
I KNOW WE R FACING THE DIFFICULT TIMES....
I KNOW WE R JUST FEW MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE FINISHING LINE...BUT....BUT...

I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL SURVIVE
I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL KEEP ARSHI ALIVE
I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL 'BULA'

BE 'BULA'                    DO 'BULA’                               STAY 'BULA'

wanna know what the heck..this crazy word means.....well its yet another abby                
 * I have reached last stage N2*

TO KNOW THE MEANING,ALL OF U WILL HAVE TO BE MY GUEST IN THE   GRANDEST REMEMBRANCE PARTY THROWN FOR OUR ARSHI ....CALLED 

"KAWOON KA JALSA"

for those who r hurt and sad and may be quite angry and disappointed and feel like death itself........ATTENDING THIS CRAZY EVENT IS MUST THING FOR THEIR EXISTENCE....SO ...

BE READY TO ‘BULA’



Friday, November 23, 2012

ARSHI-E-MEHFIL



“MAIN SHAYAR THO NAHIN,MAGAR AYE IPKKND”
“JAB SE DKHA MAINE TUMKO,MUJHKO SHAYAARI AA GAYI”

I couldn’t find more apt lines to start this one...

A BIG HEARTY WELCOME TO ALL

ARSHIANS

Welcome to this night dedicated to ARSHI-ISM...this royal ‘RAIZADA’ night of poems, rhymes and songs..yet another undiscovered feature of my own personality ...uff did i knew myself before meeting ARSHI....duhhhhhhhhhh i don’t think so..THANK U ARSHI FOR HELPING ME DISCOVER MYSELF...

And a big thanks in advance to all musicians, song writers’ & music directors’ of BOLLYWOOD and yes thanx to jingle writers’ too...WITHOUT THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF WORDS WRITTEN BY U PEOPLE ....HOW WOULD I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT AMBIENCE FOR  THIS MEHFIL....thanx for all kind of INSPIRATIONS’ 

SO ,HERE IS AN ECLECTIC MIX OF WORDS MEANT TO ENCHANT U ALL AND TAKE YOU ON A FUNNY YET EMOTIONAL,HEARTY YET PRACTICAL AND FILMY YET ARSHIAN TRIP OF ARSHILAND...

Lets go down the memory lane and remember the various moments of
LOVE.....(for ARSHI)
LAUGHTER....(at ARSHI)
PAIN....(with ARSHI)
ANGER....(for ARSHI) and
SADNESS....(with ARSHI).........

What can be the best way to start...of course with this song dedicated to HIM..THE MAN OF OUR DREAMS...OUR ARNAV....so here goes the first dose of BARUNOMY....

CHADDI MUJHE BARUNOMY AISI,JAISE DARU DESI
SEXY SEXY ADAEIN AISI,JAISE DARU DESI
DROOL KARNE LAGI,WOW KEHNE LAGI
TERI HOTNESS PAR MAIN THO BUS MARNE LAGI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN TUJHE
HOW MUCH MAIN OOO..AHHH KARNE LAGI
CHADI MUJHE BARUNOMY AISI,JAISE DARU DESI

And then who can forget our NEXT passion after the ‘MAN’ himself...THE TRADEMARK MOMENT......THE ‘RABBA VE’,

we wait for it to happen....we strive for it to happen ...we live for it to happen...AND WHATS THE BEST WAY TO KILL TIME IN BETWEEN...we write verse in  its wait...YAA WE ACT AS DEVDAS FOR  ‘RABBA VE’...here’s one funniest one based on barun & akshay’s LOVE DUET....
*still can’t get the source of this finding of theirs –searching everywhere*

NEW VERSION OF BALWANT KAUR SONG

Saari unwanted moments aayian,
'RABBA VE' moment na aayi,
O the kendi se main shaadi vaad aavangi,
O the kendi si main cheti cheti aavangi
Ethye howe ausi saudai,
'RABBA VE' MOMENT NA AAYI.

And bcoz i am too VELLA *idle* i created the ENGLISH VINGLISH too for all u angrezs out here....

ALL MOMENTS CAME ,
'RABBA VE' MOMENT DIDN'T CAME,
IT HAD PROMISED TO COME AFTER MARRIAGE,
IT HAD PROMISED TO COME OFTEN QUICKLY,
WE R ALL INSANELY DEAD HERE,
'RABBA VE' MOMENT DIDN'T CAME.

Hehehe...i wrote this one rite after the marriage when romance just vanished from the air...OUR G-COUPLE changed into ‘DETECTIVES ON MISSION” contending to give competition to “MR. AND MRS. SMITH”..

Yaa we too wanted creepwa’s ass to be kicked but so much detective-giri and no ‘RV’ at all....NAHHHHHHHH....it was too much of the torcher... I kept reminding all of u fellow arshians’ to start taking me seriously *making serious uptight ASR face* bcoz in those hard times’ I WAS THE ONLY 'RV' LEFT .................HAAN SACH MAIN... but UFFFF kya karein , sach logon ko immodesty lagta hai.....

SO WE KEPT WAITING...and were keeping our fingers crossed in anticipation that “the moment shyamu gets kicked out..RV WILL GET KICKED IN”....but alas...who r we to judge these ever so unpredictable CVs......we were presented the gift of that GIRL FROM THE PAST...the shit-all....the snake goddess..AND YET AGAIN ..we were in the waiting mode...so I did what I consider I do best...I wrote one more

pal bhar ke liye,koi ek RV de do,
jhoota hi sahi,
ek pal ke liye dono married ban jao,
jhoota hi sahi,
humne bahut tumko umedon se dekha,
dil main basaye ek RV ki Icchaa,
RV ki Ichha bani ,
 HONEST POLITICIAN KI ichha.. hoohoho..
IPKKND main kyun, humne GFP ko dekha,
KASH YEH DONO EK RV DE DE, Jhoota hi sahi...

And don’t ever underestimate my biwi..my love ..my PINKUU..how could the poet within her could stay calm on reading the above..so she ranted this one out...

DEDE RV DE, RV DE, RV DE RE, HUMEN RV DE
DUNIYA WALE KUCH BHI SOCHE HUM HAIN ARSHI DEEWANE
JAHAN BHI JAYEN YAHI PUKARE GAANE ARSHI TARAANE, DE DE RV DE!!!


SEE..she is a smart one..KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE..u all may get the first impression that she is demanding RV from the creatives but actually she is praying to DEVI MAIYAA to gift her “ME”.....”HER RV”...*g-wink to u baby*

And since we r talking about  the hidden poetic talents of THE ARSHIANS...how can i not include this one by CLOVER...the ‘AAKASH’ of my ARSHI FAMILY...

SHANTIVAN mein jo ARNAV kisi SHEETAL se mile
Kabhi muskaaye, kabhi chhede, kabhi baat kare
KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale
Aag tan mann mein lage
KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale

SHANTIVAN mein bhale ARNAV kisi SHEETAL se mile
Mann mein to KHUSHI ke hi prem ke hain phool khile
Kis liye KHUSHI jale, kis liye KHUSHI jale
Bina soche samjhe
Kis liye KHUSHI jale, kis liye KHUSHI jale

(O, YE LADKIYAN taarein hain, chaand hai KHUSHI
Phir kyoon hai usko biswaas aadha) - 2

ARNAV JI ka jo sadaa idhar udhar dhyaan rahe
KHUSHI bechaari ko phir apne pe kya maan rahe
SHEETAL aani jaani hain, KHUSHI to mann ki rani hai - 2
Saanjh sakhaare, SANTIVAN kinaare
KHUSHI KHUSHI hi ARNAV pukaare
Oye hoye, oye hoye

Baahon ke haar jo daale koi ARNAV ke gale
KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale
Aag tan mann mein lage
KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale

Mann mein hai KHUSHI ko ARNAV jo basaaye
To ARNAV kaahe ko usse na bataaye
Prem ki apni alag boli, alag bhaasa hai
Baat nainon se ho ARNAV ki yahi aasa hai

ARNAV ka pyaar kisi SHEETAL ke mann mein jo pale
Kis liye KHUSHI jale, KHUSHI jale, KHUSHI jale
KHUSHI kaise na jale
Kis liye KHUSHI jale
KHUSHI kaise na jale
Kis liye KHUSHI jale, kis liye KHUSHI jale

Pheww...it was the longest one..but ISN’T IT AWESOME...PROUD OF U CLOVER...so aptly described the emotions we all were going through during the SGF(SNAKE GODDESS FIASCO)...

HUMMMMMMMM .... talking about fiascos’ who can forget the real PRICKIEST ONE...one which has uprooted our beings’..has shaken us deep to the roots...BQF(BARUN QUITTING FIASCO)...

main aur meri sadness aksar yeh baatein karte hain...
barun nahin hoga tho kya hoga...
kisse dekhne ke liye main subah zaldi uthkar lappy on karoongi..
kisse dekhte hue raat ko main apni aankhen bad karoongi..
kiski zindagi ke baare main sochte hue main apni bhool jaongi..
kiski baatein suna kar apne doston ko dushman bana loongi..
kiski sadness par main usse zyada dukhi hongi
aur kiski REEL KHUSHI meri
apni REAL KHUSHI se zyada important hogi...

WHATEVER..LETS TAKE A ‘LONG BREAK’ FROM THIS ONE RIGHT NOW...and  do our favourite timepass...LETS JUST BASH CVS...the people who make puppets out of us along with their sadistic mentors’ SP INDIA....this one is for them....

Star plus ke heads
4 lions ke saath kamre main band hon'
aur chaabi kho jaaye..
Purane "rabba ve" ki duniya main,
hum-tum kho jaayein.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........those were the times’...each RV OF THOSE OLD DAYS R STAMPED DEEP IN OUR HEART...we have watched each one of those so many times’ that we remember each moment, each split second, each feeling, EACH EHSAAS by heart...

But these days we have to wait for even a single one to happen...and who can forget that long wait during  GFP FIASCO but we THE ARSHIANS’ who are blessed with PATIENCE AS OUR MIDDLE NAME , WAITED..& WAITED..till the day of KARVA CHAUTH CAME...and we were rewarded for our patience...

FIRST ..with the GUTTRIEST ALOO PAKODA RECIPE SESSION...by the sex god himself...HAT JAO sanjeev kapoors’ and tarla dalals’.... HERE COMES UR HARDEST COMPETITION...

Ek din Karwa Chauth RABBA VE hoga
Aloo ka Pakoda itna GUTTERY hoga..
Maine socha na tha!
Ek din   khushi karegi sexy UMMMM
Pakoda making se FANGASM hoga...
Maine socha na tha!

And then came the “ALL IN ONE “moment...

the “AB NAA JAA” moment

And we all were mesmerised....we all were in THE LOVE TRANCE...and for the gift of those special moments given by the rowdy creatives....

JAO CVS TUMHE MAAF KIYA...
FOR LAST 5 MINUTES TUMHE MAAF KIYA
FOR THIS LONG AWAITED RV TUMHE MAAF KIYA
FOR CHOOSING THAT BEAUTIFUL SONG TUMHE MAAF KIYA
JAO CVS EVEN IF ITS FOR THIS WEEKEND ONLY
TUMHE MAAF KIYA..

Who can forget this beautiful rendition..which created an atmosphere of euphoria *pun intended*....

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES,I SEE ONLY U
I CAN CALL U MINE,ONLY IN DREAMS
LET ME STAY IN THIS DELUSION
DON'T GO JUST NOW
IT IS THE LOVE NIGHT
DON'T GO JUST NOW
ITS A SMALL REQUEST
DON'T GO JUST NOW

AWWWWWWWWWW...........”AB NAA JAA”............

This damn song made its permanent home in my heart & mind and I hummed it for days and days ...one of the ARSHIANS wrote that a song's liking increases exponentially when enacted by ARSHI.........SOOO TRUE SOO TRUE...

and how my naughty wifey could have missed this opportunity...she wrote this one...

SARDI KHAANSI NA MALARIA HUA
RV GAYI YAARON ISKO ARSHI KE GAANON SE LOVERIA HUA!

TALKING OF NAUGHTIEST ONES’.....remember the day when to pacify an angry khushi, arnav kidnapped her to the SPECIAL GARDEN and gave her THE ROYAL BOW DOWN SALUTE...that day he challenged her to stay mum for WHOLE 5 MINUTES...how could he ..... he made me write this rhyme.."johny-johny,yes papa'..THE ARSHI VERSION

khushi khushi,
YES ARNAVJI..
can u keep quiet,
YES ARNAVJI,
prove it right.
HA HA HA.....

REALLY ARNAV,5 WHOLE MINUTES FOR KHUSHI...THATS NOT A FAIR GAME...

AND neither was fair the entry of that snake goddess ‘SG’ sheetal in their life...but yes she made me believe for few moments that she is the latest love angle for NK...and i wrote this one when NK did a KC for the stalker bitch.....

SANK IS IN THE AIR...
SEE IT EVERYWHERE..
SANK HO JAAYE SAHI
GFP HO GALAT..
SANK SE BANE YEH
IPKKND KA TOPIC NEXT...

A big thanks to DM that CVs didn’t read this one out ,not only bcoz sheetal turned out to a dedicated member of creepwa’s gang but also bcoz LA is the correct choice for NK..not the all improved lavanya but that BIATCH old one...’LA’...bcoz her love dis-tanglements with NK will be a treat to watch...

LANK IS WELCOMED EVERYDAY WHEN COMPARED TO SANK

Ok....i know...i know...BAHUT DER HO GAYI NA...its time for one more barunomy dose...REMEMBER THAT DAMN LUCKY BASKET BALL AND THAT EXTRA FORTUNATE BB COURT....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh here R MY DAMN GUTTERY FEELINGS of that day...carved into one of my fav songs...my way to say SALAAM NAMASTE TO HOTTIE HOTTIE SOBTI...here it goes.....

Aata hai jab woh BB court main,
Dil mera dhak dhak karta hai,
Dribble karta hai jab woh style se,
Mera dil disco karta hai,
Jab hair woh ruffle kar jaaye,
Aur smirk woh dikhalaye,
Khelte khelte jab halke se muskaye,
MY DIL GOES MMMMMMM.......

Haan bilkul HOT-SHOT sa hai,
Haan bilkul ROCKSTAR sa hai,
Aisa bhi hoga koi,Kisne yeh socha tha ,
Aisa bhi hai koi,humne yeh paaya hai
Yeh HOTNESS KA HAI JALWA ,
Yeh SEXY SEXY ARNAV-WA
Darr lagta hai hum ban na jaayein BHOOT
MY DIL GOES MMMMM

AND HOW CAN I FORGET ALL MY NK-TYPE FRDS WHO R AT WAR WITH HINDI....here is the English version...

The way he enters BB court, My heart does lub-dub,
When he dribbles in style, my heart does disco,
When he ruffles his hair, when he shows the smirk
& When he gives that light smile,
My HEART GOES MMMMMMM.........

Yaa,he is total HOT-SHOT
Yaa,he is total ROCKSTAR
I never thought,such person exists,
I found out,that such person exists,
He is splendid HOTWA, he is sexy ARNAV-WA,
Hoping that I don't become GHOST,
My HEART GOES MMMMMMM.........

Hehehe...yaa i know...i know i am a bit too filmy...still need example after reading the above..OK THEN READ THIS ONE...

JAB TAK RAHEGA SAMOSE MAIN AALOO
CHIPKE RAHENGE SOBTI SE HUM SAB CRAZY-ULLU-s...

YES...YES... we will keep on singing these lines..

Bhool gayi sab kuch...
Yaad nahin ab kuch...
Bus ek baat na bhuli...
Chotte ..aaaaaaaaaaaa..
I LOVE U

And will remain following the below mentioned funda:

Jab se milen Arshi hain, hum ko khud ki bhi khabar nahi,
kis taraf hai ‘REAL LIFE’ kis taraf ‘SOCIETY’ khabar nahi,
hosh gul, sapnon ke hum bandhe pul,
aankh kab khuli, khabar nahi khabar nahi

We ARSHIANS TOTALLY BELIEVE IN THE FOLLOWING DEVOTIONAL LINES...

MAR KAR BHI AMAR NAAM HAI US JEEV KA JAG MAIN
ARSHI PREM MAIN BALIDAAN JO JEEVAN KIYA KAREIN

JAI HO ARSHI KI...

NA,,,,,NA...NAAAAA...dont think that i am trying to pull down the covers of this night with above mentioned devotional salute to ARSHI...

BCOZ MEHFIL ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE DOST...

Wait for the next post, where “THE ARSHI MEHFIL-CONTINUES”.......