BARUNOMY NE GHALIB NIKAMMA KAR
DIYA
WARNA
HUM BHI NORMAL INSAAN HOTE THE...
Aren’t
the above lines a perfect way to continue the dazzling MEHFIL NITE....
HE MAKES
US GO WEAK AT OUR KNEES....and makes even the best of frds fight...YES HE
DOES...if u don’t believe me then ask SRI...we had an ugly fight on the
silliest barun topic on the occasion of arnav’s bday and my wifey had to
interfere with the following lines to calm both of us down....
Happy Birthday to you happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday to ASR, look what you made SRI and RV DO!
HOW SEXY ARE YOU
how HANDSOME are you
Happy Birthday to ASR, SRI n RV share
a sugar free
friendship coz of YOU!
HEHEHE..ISN’T SHE ADORABLE...look
how she herself wished arnav...
May God Bless You, May God bless you
I love YOU in BLUE and
I love you shirtless too
AND HOW COULD I HAVE NOT
CONTRIBUTED ON THIS SPECIAL OCASSION
HAPPY BDAY TO U..'DHISHUM DHISHUM"..
HAPPY BDAY TO U.."WHAT THE"
HAPPY BDAY TO DEAR ASR "ARNAVJI"
HAPPY BDAY TO U...
Ok...now as everyone of u accepts my
FILMI-PAN..THEN I CAN GLADLY PRESENT THIS NEXT ONE...
Heer Heer na akho adiyo
Main te ARSHIAN hoi
'RABBA VE' keh ke le jaave
'RABBA VE' keh ke le jaave
HO MAINU LE JAAVE "ARNAV-WA" KOI...
HO MAINU LE JAAVE "ARNAV-WA" KOI...
But ..........WHY COULDN’T HE STAY HERE TILL I FIND MY
ARNAV?????why do he has to leave?????????
Abhi Abhi Tho Mile Ho,Abhi Na Karo Chodne Ki Baat,
Abhi Abhi tho ARSHITALE BEGAN, NA KARO KHATAM KARNE KI BAAT
Abhi Abhi Toh WE BELIEVED IN FAIRYTALES
Abhi Na Karo REAL LIFE KI BAAT
Abhi Abhi Zindagi Shuru Hai,Abhi Abhi Tham Jaane Ki Baat
Hum Toh Haare BARUN-WA Re, BHEEGE NAINA BIN TUMHARE
MAHIYA VE....MAHIYA VE...
My mirror to the real world, my dear frd nair tried to
pacify my broken heart with these practical words ” I know I am just a fan but I love him to bits, love looking at him and
drooling at him, but its his life after all and we wouldn't want to be in the way if opportunity and success comes knocking on his door. If it was
someone from our family will we stop him /her?”
So i accepted with a heavy heart....and ranted out in true DDLJ
STYLE... ”JAA JEE LE APNI
ZINDAGI.............
OK BARUN GO LIVE UR LIFE..
but first give me back mine...
give me back my days before IPKKND..
give me back my days before ARSHI..
give me back my normal life...
give me back my days where i lived in the real world
give me back my days where 'LOVE' was just another emotion
OHHHHHH BARUN PLZ GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE
BEFORE U DECIDE TO GO LIVE URS...
But in the current scenario ,where our calm & serene
ARSHILAND has been converted into a zoo of rumour monkeys and speculation
snakes....I know deep within my heart that he is not going to stay....for many
days I have ranted this one out...
TERE ISHQ NACHAYA..
TERE ISHQ NACHAYA...
KARKE THAIYA THAIYA..
MAT JAANA TU BARUN-WA
MAT JAANA TU BARUN-WA
NAHIN THE MAIN MAR GAYIAAN........
But now i have sumhow steeled my heart for the impending doom
and have accepted the truth that how
much we may spam the SP-MACHINERY...how much we may rant out ma-behen abuses to
the FAKEST 4 LIONS’..AND THE ‘BULL’ LADY....he is going to leave us...taking
away OUR ARSHI with him...THIS SPECIAL COUPLET IS FOR BARUN....
When you cant see the forest or the trees,
for all the colors of your dreams,
just turn to friends their help transcends to love, love, love, love.
I believe in love,
I BELIEVE IN BARUN.
And I
BELIEVE IN MY ARSHI GANG.....the sick rumoured politics going on currently may
try to take away our daily doses of ARSHI-ISM...but will they
succeed....NAHHHHHHHHHHH... AS FAR AS OUR ARSHI R CONCERNED, WE R TRUE SANKA
DEVIS’ ...........we will KEEP ARSHI ALIVE....we will KA2......
WE WILL
‘DIVIDE OUR SADNESS’ AMONG OURSELVES AND WILL APPEAR AS A WINNER AT THE END OF
THIS DIRTY ROAD FULL OF RUMOURS AND POLITICS AND BACK-BITINGS’
And as
far as MR. GENTLEMAN.......MR. SOBTI is concerned..he had found a true fan in
me and my ARSHI FAMILY............we r not going to leave u alone BARUN-WA...we
r going to follow u thru ur career path & watch first day first show of ur
every endeavour and will DO THE SOBTI DROOLING JUST THE WAY KHUSHI
DANCES..COMPLETE ‘DIL SE’...WITH WINKING & SEETI & ALL...
At this
juncture, the perfect choice of words appears to be these...
CHODO BQF KI BAATEIN
BQF KI BAAT PURANI
NAYE ARSHIAN DAUR MAIN DEKHENGE HUM
KA2 KA MAGIC
HUM ARSHI-STANI...AUM ARSHI-STANI.....
*now
thats my freedom fighter mode..btw..its my fav mode*
For those who r thinking right now that i am a SANKA DEVI...let
me remind that never ever forget the original one...MRS. KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA
SINGH RAIZADA...I created the following one spally for her
JHALLI
hamaaari sabki pyari jhalli ,over-sentiMENTAL jhalli ,over
imaginative jhalli
RABBA-VE main jiski importance TITANIC
arnav ke liye jo hai OXYGENATIC
USS KHUSHI KO KYUN HAMESHA BANANA HAI
JHALLI
hamari selfless jhalli hamari caring jhalli
hamari jhalli walli khushi..
for those
who don’t know the meaning of the word ’jhalli’ ,it means “adorably silly’ ....
I WILL SAY THESE LINES TO U
KHUSHI....
"BANE CHAHE DUSHMAN ZAMANA TUMHARA....
SALAAMAT RAHE YEH SANAKPAN TUMHARA"
I adore u khushi even when u r at ur craziest behaviour bcoz
even that reflects an innocence which is non
existent in today's real world and bcoz u r the cleanest soul...i may be
thought of as a dreamer or a dumb ass for saying it..but u never annoy me by
all your silliness and .I WILL NEVER BE EMBARRASSED OF UR SANAKPAN DARLING...SO
KEEP GOING..
I LOVE U FOR WHAT U R AND WILL NEVER INSIST FOR U TO CHANGE ..AND
ARNAV AGREES WITH ME ON THAT ONE, he may remain momentarily angry with her , may try to stop
her from doing sumthing for her own sake
BUT will never discourage her to be
herself.
She is the best example of a person who ardently supports the
theory ”FIRST DO AND THEN THINK”...and I lub her for that..
Btw...the latest ‘PANGA’ which arnav took is that he challenged
her..questioned her SELF WORTH.....said all those heavy words about brains,
courage and intelligence...POOR GUY CAN’T UNDO THE DONE...AND NOW HE IS SINGING
THESE LINES...
KHUSHI KI SANAK, bas mein nahi,
Pehle kabhi, ITNI SATAKTI thi nahi,
Tu hi bata ,iss KHUSHI ka main..... Ab kya karoon
MERE BANAYE OFFICE MAIN JAATI NAHIN,
APNE "PROVE MYSELF" MISSION MAIN MERI BHI SUNTI NAHIN,
Tu hi bata iss KHUSHI ka main, uff ab main kya karoon
Main kya karoon... RABBA VE MAIN kya karoon,
main kya karoon...
MAIN KYA KAROON....
And khushi is answering with following lines...
Main LOOKS MAIN MODERN na sahi,
But attitude mera MODERN hai tho sahi,
DIL SACHHA HAI MERA,
Dekho mujhe DM par hai pura yakin
main ,
HIGH HEELS TYPE na sahi,
Magar CHUDAIL MODELS se kam bhi nahin
ARNAVJI aapko karna hoga yakeen,
BANOOGI MAIN MRS. INDIA
For our very own BLCs......AREY BRAINLESS CREATIVES..AUR KAUN..i
can say only one thing...I LOVE U IN THE
SAME WAY I LOVE MAMIJI....
sumtimes difficult to tolerate but sumtimes the most adorable human
being,
sumtimes endearingly
funny but sumtimes extremely OTT
sumtimes totally unbelievable but sumtimes amazingly convincing
Many a times the routes adopted by them to reach the main topic
are ultimate BLAH-ISTIC ones filled with OTT comedy and indefinable
logics...FOR ALL SUCH EPISODES i modified that old “bajaj bulb “ commercial
JAB MAIN CHOTTI BACHHI THI ,
THO ‘POGO’ TV DEKHTHI THI,
FAKE CHARACTERS’ KI LIFE SE,
KHUSH HO KAR SO JAATI THI ,
AB MAIN BILKUL JAWAAN HOON*WINK* ,
‘RABBA VE’ SE FANGASM LETI HOON
LEKIN AAJ BHI ‘CVS’ KE LOGIC SE,
MUJHE POGO TV AAYE YAAD...
TING TING TRING..
And who can ever
forget their incorrigible butchering techniques , remember the way they kept on
butchering anjali’s character for days & days ,at the time when shyamu’s
truth was being revealed, converting an innocent yet sensible lady into a
wailing, ‘always fainting’ child ...she irritated me so much that I wrote this
one for her..
hats off to dumbo anjali
hats off to stupid anjali
hats off to ullu anjali
hats off to naive anjali
hats off to bholi anjali
hats off to gadhi anjali
hats off to bevkoof anjali
hats off to blind anjali
hats off to jhalli anjali
UFF ISS ANJALI KO AUR KYA KYA NAAM
DOON
I think before
opening this production house, these BLCs had a big butchering business....and
since old habbits r difficult to forget, they r fulfilling their scratchy old
habbits through butchering of their characters', and that much they r obsessed
with these butchering skills that
all the poor actors r running away from the show like birds try to fly away
from the butcher's knife...
BHAGO BHAGO....CVs AAYE....
BUTCHERING TOOLS SAATH MAIN LAAYE......
PAYASH KO HALAL KARNE KE BAAD
AB ARSHI PAR HAIN DHYAAN LAGAYE
BUT DO ANY OF THEIR ANTICS AFFECT US.....nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We still keep on ranting the following lines..
KHULLAM KHULLA DROOL KARENGE HUM ARSHIS’..
IN CVS SE NAHIN DARENGE HUM DONO...
RV EK ZAROORAT HAI..FORMALITY NAHIN
MIL JAAYEIN ARSHI...ZAROORI HAI BHAI
HUM WOH KARENGE,ARSHI-ISM JO KAHE
HUMKO BLCs SE KYA
And how can I conclude this mehfil without thanking one person
who gave me the platform to do all this huge amount of ranting, DIV of course
I LOVE U HONEY...
Recently she gave us all a heart attack when she disappeared for
one whole long week, and ME ..THE SILLIEST SANKA DEVI ...ME... wrote her these
words:
sometimes my heart hurts
sometimes it’s all in my head
Sometimes I feel lonely
sometimes I need my space
Sometimes there are no problems
sometimes I’ve got too much to face Sometimes I want to face life sometimes I want
to be gone from sight Sometimes I want to run sometimes I want to fight
Sometimes I know the answer sometimes
I’m in doubt
Sometimes I make decisions sometimes
I’m told what to do
Sometimes I find life hard
SOMETIMES SO DO U…!
All of us go thru the same depression
bouts as DIV went thru, from time to time and in those moments we sing the
following lines...
DUNIYA MAIN LOGON NE..CHINTA KI AUR CHINTA DI..
AAYI HOON LEKAR MAIN ...AUR KTINI CHINTAYEIN..
MUJHKO PECHANLO MAIN HOON CM......
MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI......
MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI........
MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI.......
FOR ALL SUCH FRIENDS *spally gemy memy-wink*, here’s the final
BARUNOMY DOSE direct from my SOBTI LALA LAND....
ARNAV BABY HAI CHOCOLATY
ARNAV BABY HAI CHOCOLATY
YEH ARNAV BABY ITNA CHOCOLATY KYUN HAI???
IPKKND DEKHO..KHUD JAAN JAO..
Followed by these vital words....
REHNE DE,,REHNE DE,REHNE DE,,MUJHE REHNE DE,.
REHNE DE MUJHE BARUNOMY MAIN
REHNE DE MUJHE ARSHI-ISM MAIN
RABBA VE MUJHE KARNA HAI
REHNE DE MUJHE ARSHIAN KI TARAH..
Isn’t this the perfect song for all of us...applicable for
each and every ARSHIAN...LETS MARK IT AS OUR ANTHEM..our ARSHI ANTHEM...
For all the ARSHIANS' out there,
I KNOW WE R UNDER THE GLOOMY
CLOUDS....
I KNOW WE R FACING THE DIFFICULT
TIMES....
I KNOW WE R JUST FEW MOMENTS AWAY
FROM THE FINISHING LINE...BUT....BUT...
I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL
SURVIVE
I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL KEEP
ARSHI ALIVE
I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL 'BULA'
BE 'BULA'
DO
'BULA’
STAY 'BULA'
wanna know what the heck..this crazy
word means.....well its yet another abby
* I have reached last stage N2*
TO KNOW THE MEANING,ALL OF U WILL
HAVE TO BE MY GUEST IN THE GRANDEST REMEMBRANCE PARTY THROWN FOR OUR
ARSHI ....CALLED
"KAWOON KA
JALSA"
for those
who r hurt and sad and may be quite angry and disappointed and feel like death
itself........ATTENDING THIS CRAZY EVENT IS MUST THING FOR THEIR
EXISTENCE....SO ...
BE READY TO ‘BULA’