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‘’’’NK’’’’
GUPCHUP GUPCHUP HI KARE JAAYE YEH THO
---–
“””HINDIWAAD”””
KHUR KHUR KHUR KHUR KURAFATI KARE--
“”” ‘ASR ‘ KE SAATH””””
BUD BUD BUD BUAJI(HOYE)
KHUS KHUS KHUS KHUSHI(HOYE)
KHUSHI HI SHAYYAD ISSE BUAJI SE BACHAYI
LE...
AANKHON HI AANKHON MAIN KARE
BAATEIN
NK NK NK
NK(HOYE)
NK NK NK
(HOYE)
Hehehe...Haye re nandkishore,,,do I need
to write more????
Aren’t the three golden words “HAYE RE
NANDKISHORE” more than
enough to define, describe and explain the character called NK alias NANHEJI alias ‘THE EVER SO
CHARMING NANDKISHORE’????
Yes, maybe. But how will I maintain my
status quo If I don’t explain in detail**as usual*..so here I start my first
post about the most seriously cute n hopelessly lively character of IPKKND
,,,ofcourse, second in the row after our SILLINESS
KI MAHAKHUMB..”MRS. KKGSR”...So as it goes...
******sudden LOUD LOUDER LOUDEST
interruption*******
A mighty lady of gigantic proportions
appear out of nowhere and exclaims,”””HAT JAO SAB..HAT JAO SAB...SUNA HAI YAHAN
HAMRE NANDKISHORE KE BAARE MAIN BAAT HO RAHI HAI BABUA...”””.
ABF *with most shocked ASR
expressions*,””””BUAJI,AAP???? AAP YAHAN????
BUAJI,”””Kaise ho duplicate ASR urf ABF??
”haye re nandkishore..kya re babua...itna bhi nahin samjhat ho kya...
MERI LAMBI CHOTI KE NAZAARE..
MERE LAAL GAMCHE KE ISHAARE...
MERI ANOKHI BAATON KE BINA RE
KAUN HAI JO NANDKISHORE KA NAAM
PUKARE????
ABF,””ahem—ahem,galti ho gayi buaji...wiase
tho I am not known to accept my mistakes that easily but considering ur size
and fire in those eyes..I being on a little intelligent side duly accept the
error and welcome u to..*sudden confused ASR looks*...ofcourse,I welcome u to
the blog buaji but how r u proposing to
contribute???
BUAJI,””’suna hai ABF babua,,tumhe sher-o
shayari ka bahut shauk *hobby* hai,tho phir suno....
ZIKR HOTA HAI JAB ‘NANDKISHORE’ KA....
(Whenever NANDKISHORE is discussed)
MERE JALWAON KI BAAT HOTI HAI...
(My Antics are discussed to)
JAHAN HOTE HAIN HUMRE NANDKISHORE....
(Wherever my NANDKISHORE is)
BUAJI BHI AAS PAAS HOTI HAIN...
(I am always nearby)
ABF :
*with standard ‘unbelievable’ wala ASR
tone n expressions*...”OOOKKK”
“Buaji, AAP THO BUS AAP HI HAIN.....but
still the question persists , how r u proposing to contribute?
BUAJI, ”you go ahead ABF babua, I will keep on
giving my special inputs in between spally at the points which will need
description of my beloved NANDKISHORE”.
*********interruption ends for now with a
promise of sudden re-entries all along the post--ufffff******
My expressions about these sudden
developments....
Do I need to say who am I --out of the
two characters shown...
Ahhhh.... coming back to the topic
‘meant-to-be’
NK WAS THE SOOTHING BREEZE
THE
FEELING LIKE THE MELTING CHEESE
NK
SE HUI HAR ‘MUKKA-LAAT’ OOOPS ‘MULAQAAT’
WAS
FULL OF LAUGHTER INFINITE
HE
WAS MOST ADORABLE TO THE CORE
THE
ONE & ONLY
‘NANDKISHORE”
********
BUAJI,’’haye re nandkishore...abf
babua..JEEYAT RAHO BABUA JEEYAT RAHO”
ABF,’’gee thanx buaji *ASR awkwardness*
**********
FIRST OF ALL THE INTRODUCTIONS....how can
you be casted into IPKKND and don’t have many names to go by....nahhh so much
against the naming policies prevailing at our beloved show...so right from the
very start...the guy had so many names...each reflecting a facet of his
character....
In his own words,,,,HE WAS “NK”...short
n sweet....the nickname characterizing
his most basic and the BEST quality...he was a man of no complications...no
implications and yes...no justifications too *wicked hint*.
He believed in the simplicity of
emotions, treated life as a beautiful
picture in motion, and just held the notion of ‘LETS GO PARTY TONIGHT” quite
close to his heart....
Dont we all wanna be like tht only...free
of all stresses...free of all hitches.. free of all self induced worries &
real world induced tensions...just “HAPPY GO LUCKY”.
ISNT
“BEING NK” OUR MOST ULTIMATE CRAVING???
OFCOURSE
IT IS....
Maybe thats the reason he was an INSTANT
HIT. We all simply adored him from the
very start bcoz he was what what we too wanna become somehow n for some silly
selfish reasons....
He touched those cores of our being,
which are often ignored unseen.
He symbolised that part of our soul,
which is often left uncared for.
*********
BUAJI,,*sob sob*...rual diya na humein abf
babua...kahe ko aisi heart touching words likhte ho???
ABF,,,”gee
thanx buaji” *ASR STYLE SHYNESS—often felt when in vicinity of buaji*
*********
For Khushi...he was NANHEJI... simple nickname yet so symbolic if
interpreted correctly..YAA people, even this name had symbolism attached to it.
***********
BUAJI,,”ABF babua tum kitab likh daalo---“SYMBOLISM SAMJHANE KE 100 TAREEKE”
ABF,,,”KYA KAROON BUAJI---“I AM LIKE THIS
ONLY,MAIN THO AIVENHEE HI REHNA” *dancing yamla pagla dance*
************
The way khushi addressed NK was enough to
describe the understanding they shared.
Of all the relationships explored in the
show..the relationship shared between Khushi and NK WAS THE MOST UINQUE ONE...the most novel idea
brought in by any show..maybe even the creators had not visualized it to be SUCH
A BEAUTY in the beginning...but gradually their relationship or friendship or
if I can dare to say companionship turned out to be one of the biggest USPs of
IPKKND.
I may always stay at loggerheads with the
creative blokes but just simply respect them for this particular DOSTI...for
first time on any Indian telly show..a girl and a guy were “JUST
FRIENDS”..simple platonic friends who were there for each other in every thick
n thin..
KHUSHI was always there to act as NK’s
hindi dictionary..often catching the thought correctly behind his ‘EVER SO
JUMBLED’ attempts at hindi..a friend who never judged him for his kindaa
eccentricities and accepted him the way he was---in the most non -judgemental
way.
As for NK ,he was the most supportive
friend a girl could have..always turned up when khushi needed support. He may
have started off on the wrong foot with some 'OTHER' kindaa thoughts for khushi
but later continued it with all the correct inputs....
HE WAS
TRULY A FRIEND IN NEED AND FRIEND IN EVERY SILLY DEED.
He was there for her not only during
tough times like the kidnapping track, ‘SHYAMU
GHERO ABHIYAAN’ but was also most
active member of “KKGSR SANAK CLUB”
with buaji and mamiji being the other two worthy members...
**********
BUAJI,,,,”hummm...buaji ka mazaak banavat ho
abf babua..koi nahin banaye liyo..but yeahhh you are so right...ISLIYE THO
BANATI THI DONO KI ITNI..DONO POORE SANAKEEEYY
HUE JO THE”
ABF,,,”thanx
for the royal support buaji...*why do I feel like killing myself right now—how
long r these intelligent remarks going to continue*
***********
Khushi always asked for NK ONLY whenever
she was upto some silly trick of “HER
ISHTYLE”...
--whether it was serving of LASSI at
ASR style cocktail party of PAYAASH or
shud I say “MOORGE KI POONCH” in
NK’s words......
--or it was being her dance partner for
practising for the “CHAAYAGEET” arey...sangeet
aur kya...
--or it was helping her out in “HOW TO MAKE ARNAV WEAR KURTA “ mission
at KAKSHABANDHAN...*arey
RAKSHABANDHAN aur kya*
Ahhhh the SANAK list continues....
KHUSHI once said to NK,,,,
”AAP
CHOCOLATE TYPE KE HO AUR HUM JALEBI TYPE KE”...
hehehe weren’t they just like that
only...
KHUSHI & NK
TWO BRANDS OF SAME PRODUCT
KHUSHI WAS THE FEMALE VERSION OF NK
NK WAS THE MALE VERSION OF KHUSHI
Maybe thats why they clicked so
beautifully
KHUSHI AND NK WERE ALWAYS GAY IN EACH
OTHER’S COMPANY,,,WITHOUT BEING GAY *hehehe-so wanted to write this
punchline—me guttery me*
Many a times various IPKKND fan fiction writers end up making a couple out of Khushi n NK in various situations n
circumstances...NK is often viewed as the only substitute left for Khushi if
there had been “NO ARNAV”..**ohhh even writing these words hurt me to the
core**
First of all, it does not go with my ever
so feminist fundas..”WHY DO A GIRL ALWAYS NEED A MAN YAAR???DOESNT SHE HAVE
ENOUGH WITHIN HER TO LIVE LIFE COMPLETELY N HAPPILY AT HER OWN TERMS” and
second “why they r always after NK n KHUSHI only..THEIR PLATONIC DOSTI IS THEIR
BIGGEST STRENGTH N ‘WOW’ FACTOR-LEAVE THEM ALONE ..PUHLEEEZZ.
********
Buaji,,,,”””ABF Babua...it appears that like
always in the flow of ur emotions u lost the direction...disha se bhatak gaye
lagte ho babua”””
ABF,,,”””OHHHH Buaji..Thanx for pulling me
back..serious wala---“HAYE RE NANDKISHORE”
**********
There was one person who called him by
his original name only ...”NANDKISHORE”...but the way it was said always left
him in doldrums and us in splits....
**********
ABF,,,,”Yes ITS FINALLY UR TURN
BUAJI....*naughty wink*
BUAJI,,,***showing her type of shyness***
“Haye
re nandkishore>>>>OOOPS.....HAAYE RE ABF....”
************
I need a new dictionary to define the
couple--BUAJI & NK in one word..
NK--Buaji ultimate fantasy...her DREAM-MAN... Her deity’s special avatar
sent for HER only...*hahahaha*
The only person in the whole wide world
to whom buaji was always ready to say...”HUMHO...DO....” anytime...EVERYTIME * mischievous wink*
IT WAS ALWAYS
THE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..OOPS THE FIRST CALL
*for buaji ofcourse*,,,where buaji thought that his beloved deity had came spally
to earth for her eyes only..and wasnt she
soo correct as always *guys she is here only...I have to act sweet*....
She was NK’s most loyal admirer & most
sincere suitor * DEVILISH WINK*
As for NK...well...if he had actually
read the above lines then hamara tho NAGDA HO JAATA NAGDA...hehehe,,,,JHAGDA
guys as in ‘QUARREL ’
NK’s most famous and ardent reaction to
buaji’s every manoeuvre was......
NAHHHHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
And well all the other young gang of the
house used this weakness of him against him in many a circumstances...
********
BUAJI,,,”””Ka kahein ABF Babua..nandkishore
babua kabhi humein samjh hi nahin paaye””””
ABF,,**with most serious expressions**
”””so true buaji..so true *impish smirk*
*********
He may have been the top contender for “IPKKND's
MOST NAMED CHARACTER” AWARD but the
name given by him to mighty ASR was ....OUT OF THIS WORLD TYPES...hehehe...
well it so easily won the “IPKKND's
MOST LOVED NAME” AWARD....
“NANNAV
MERE BHAI...”
The name so easily crossed the threshold
levels of being ULTIMATE CUTE & DEAD HILARIOUS but the way he said it... the
best expression tht comes to my mind is ...PREPOSTEROUSLY DELIGHTFUL...
***********
Buaji,,,”Hamre
Nandkishore hain hi aise..BHOLE AUR NATKHAT....”
ABF---**The
same expressions as of ASR when he heard the word ”NANNAV”””**
************
The first time I heard these words ...my
first reaction was the most mirthful...”WHAT THE”
AND ASR's REACTIONS....well less said
about them is the best said....hahaha....*laughing uncontrollably*
NK once said to ASR...”NANNAV AAJ TUMHARE
PAAS PASTA HAI..WINE HAI...PARTY HAI...” aur mere paas...???? Well....NK ke
paas PHD hai in the subject ....
“HOW TO IRRITATE MR. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA”
Poor ASR..if KHUSHI was not enough to get
on his nerves...
The way in which ASR's jawline
tightened...his eyes started simmering with anger and his entire body language
went in the stage of exasperation..well the reactions were all very similar to
his “UNBELIEVABLE” mode of expressions kept booked for Khushi
“Khushi
Kumari Gupta ke baad tum pehle insaan ho jiske liye main yeh keh raha hoon—UNBELIEVABLE”
NK’s Reply....”Ohhhh” ****with most
understanding wala expressions***
HeHeHe....
But then there was a slight
difference..When KHUSHI made ASR reach this stage there was always a deep
sexual tension involved *after all ASR is a man with very virile instincts---guttery
wink*
But in instances where NK was the reason
for ASR's enragements...the thoughts that generally crossed ASR's mind--*IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I CAN BE SPARED OF
ONE RANDOM MURDER DONE FOR MAINTAINEANCE
OF MY SANITY*
And with this thought in his head....he
emanated ‘KUAAN’..ooopppsss....’dhuaan’ from his naak... and ‘RUAAN’ from his
kaan....hehhehe
*don’t even ask what ‘RUAAN’ means..even
NK doesn’t have answer to that--naughty wink*
But then despite all this, ASR too turned
upto NK only when he needed help in PATAOING
BACK KHUSHI during the redemption track..Prima facie it may appear that our
ever-so-selfless NK himself offered his ever-so-intelligent inputs to ASR...
But there are many instances to prove
that deep down even ASR seeked NK's help only. e.g. When khushi refused to
accept the sari gfifted to her by ASR..arnav too went sulking to his 6 a.m.
Friend “NANDKISHORE” only..and nandkishore so brilliantly soothed him down with
HIS JIGSAW INSPIRED HINDI words...
After all he was ...”EK TEER SE DO SHIKAARI”
The man responsible for contributing
maximum to the revenues of every chips manufacturing company in India, relished
not only his food *which included almost everything* but RELISHED IN LIFE
TOO....
He treated life as “BATASHA”...arey “Patakha”
*’cracker’ u foreigners u--WINK*
No one could remain JAANBAAZ with him for long
***UFF Lagta hai I would have to complete
this post soon-otherwise my hindi is going to get ruined for life..already its
not tht good***
I meant “No one could remain ‘NAARAAZ’
with him for long”
THE ONLY
GUY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WHO COULD GET “LOVARIA” FROM BITING OF A MOSQUITO...
He once said,,”Main parvat badlata rehta
hoon””””
Socho socho..think think..and reply WHAT
DOES IT MEAN????
HaHaHa...You all need a NK dictionary to understand
NK hindi...
People change ‘karvat’ **sides** in the
night..he changed mountains...*as in parvat*..
FOR NK everything was always...” BAHUT BUDIYA”...
*********
BUAJI,,,’’’Kya re ABF Babua...lagta hai tum
sab arshi crazy bachoon Ki ‘SPECIAL NK-HINDI’ class laga rahe ho””””
ABF,,,”yeahhh buaji...its something like
that only ....they all needed revision in their NK-GYAAN
**********
NK --Our
super stylish dude had oodles of PIZZAZZ.. and abundance of ZEST....
He summarized his life funda in few
words..
” JO
DARR GAYA WOH GHAR GAYA”
Only NK had the guts to stand upto ASR
after khushi and bear ASR’s GHUSSSAAA.....after all he too was never
“”””ASR”s gulzaar or his ghhhussse ki
mumtaaz””””
HeHeHe...
If after khushi,,,,anyone handled ASR in
his KHISKA HUA MOODS superbly---IT WAS
NK....It was him only who made ASR reached a stage where he started corrected
NK’s hindi in right earnest..
Well..He was the MOST ADORABLE MALE
DOLL....of ARSHI House ...who kept Karvachath fast to get a good wife..wasnt he
just ultra adorable....*cheek pulling modes*
*********
BUAJI ,,,,””””sahi kaha ABF Babua...agar
zindagi main khus rehne ka koi CHARPAAI hai...tho bus humre ‘Nandkishore’ ko hi
pata hai”””””
ABF,,,””UPAAI buaji...UPAAI...as in “Solution”....lagta
hai post read karte karte aap ki hindi ka bhi KAWOON KA JALSA ho gaya...Lagta
hai NK ka JHADOOOO oops “Jadoo” chal gaya””””
Buaji,,,*blushing* I am always under my
Nandkishore’s magic ..
ABF,,,”””PLEASE BHAGGU ---UTHA LO MUJHE—RIGHT
HERE RIGHT NOW””””
*********
NK was a bundle of many good virtues but
most importantly he was the sole initiator of a feeling unknown to our mighty
ASR---“JEALOUSY”.
He was the one who made ASR realize,
How it feels to be on the ‘COVETOUS ’ side,
He made ASR realize the implication of
color “ Green”
He was the one who brought in the POSSESIVE gleam
He is the one we must all THANK
Bcoz he made ASR realize how it feels to
be left BLANK
Hehehe *sudden evil energy*
His beginning wala infatuation with
Khushi...contributed such a great deal in making ASR realize that he too
possessed a “KHUSHI SIRF MERI HAI” attitude...
When NK took khushi for a TAREEKH *date*....ASR
felt like drowning him into a lake...
More NK
tried it out with khushi..more ASR realized his LOVE for her..so NK deserves a
big thank you guys...
And yeah I need to thank him too..ONE BIG
WALA THANK YOU .
AFTER ALL,HE IS THE INVENTOR OF THE NAME
FOR MOST FAMOUS, MOST VISITED & MOST COMMENTED POST ON THE BLOG....
one needs to be a NK to translate 'a
bachelor's party' into...
<<<<<KAWOON
KA JALSA>>>>>>
If half of the credit for its success
goes to all u miraculously sweet & ARSHI
crazy readers, the rest half of the credit goes to NK only
*arey dont get offended u serious wala crazy contributors...we can always negotiate the percentages involved—manager wala wink*
HE WAS
SILLIEST CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST.
ISS NK KO KYA NAAM DOON???????
*********
BUAJI,,,”””Kya re ABF babua...hamre
nandkishore ki leg pulling karte ho....dont you know..HE IS THE BEST””””
ABF,,,,I AGREE BUAJI...I AGREE****naughtiest
ever smirk***
***********
Well....
NK is such a tremendous personality that I can go on & on..but for
now I will end my crazy bakwaas with the words...SHURU
KIYA..SHURU-KIYA...oops..hehehe...
SHUKRIYA
TO ALL...
Ofcourse..Till the next,
In my next post u all r going to the
Raizada Mansion to meet “GAREEBZADAS”
Indeed, we need the mode of conveyance to
reach there ..so what..chennai express oops ABF EXPRESS hai na...
JOIN THE
BLOG AND HOP ON THE EXPRESS......yipeeeeeeeeee
P.S. this is the only place in the WHOLE WIDE
WORLD where buaji ever spoke in English...just imagine that n laugh out loud..
P.P.S
For those who r thinking why this sudden
essay on NK *it seems I have developed a very sanki habit of starting backwards
and ending firstwards—reasons of the post are being explained at the end—well
all I can say is that—HIGH LEVELS OF CREATIVITIES OFTEN RESULT IN HIGH LEVEL OF
SANAKS***hehehehe --IMMODESTY IS FREE OF COST.
Well..the reason..its my kindaa BIRTHDAY gift
to one of my sweetest friends...
SHE IS GIRL WITH THE MANY NAMES...
*just like NK*
SHE IS LADY WITH THE GOLDEN HEART...
*just like NK---heart not gender*
SHE IS BEST SUPPORTER OF MY SANAKS...
*just like NK was of khushi’s*
SHE IS BEST BALM TO MY 'ALWAYS READY TO
ERUPT” ANGER
*just like NK was of ASR's*
SHE IS MY ONE & ONLY
MEMYKISHORE
****hehehe---haye re nandkishore****
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING MEMY
My gemy femy chintamani...
You are surprisingly funny, instantaneously
genuine and undoubtedly AN ARSHIAN .
We named her NK once ...while chatting
out at our usual adda at YT..but WOW...WASNT THAT THE MOST PERFECT CHOICE...she
did turned out to be an NK for me after all...always supporting me blindly in
all my pagalpantis and being there for me in the most motivational way
possible...
Now u know memy..why I have been calling
you memykishore for last soo many days *hint wala wink*
I LOVE
YOU GIRL...LOTS N LOTS WAALA...
Heres a small gift for you my desi NK....
ENJOYYYYYYYY
*one day I will do understand the concept
of P.S. sections...spally their first and foremost feature that they r supposed
to be short---hehehe*
and with this I end my yet another long
crazy speech....no prizes for guessing who this post was dedicated to...
“MEMYARSHI”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING MEMY
