Once, one
of my arshian dost shared her experiences of a
psychiatry lecture with me where lecturer pointed out features of
Alcohol Dependence..
1) Strong desire or compulsion to drinking
2) Difficulty in controlling drinking behaviour
3) Develop withdrawal symptoms when stop drinking
4) Tolerance (need more and more by the day)
5) Neglect of alternative pleasures
6) Keep drinking despite evidence of harm
Hehehe.., my friend suggested that
lets erase "alcohol" and "drinking" and put on "Arshi
fever" and "Watching"...... Don't we have Arshi Dependence
too???
OF COURSE I AGREED ,WE SUFFER FROM ARSHI DEPENDENCE....
In my opinion, the lecture was not
about Alcohol
....It was about
US..*looking suspiciously at the lecturer*...has he read our comments???
*behaving detectively like arshi*
Lets check out about this lecturer , either he is an arshian and experiences these symptoms himself or he
is that compulsive representative of real world ,who is futilely trying to teach us a lesson about dependencies......LOL...
A BIG HEARTY WELCOME TO ALL LOVELY
ARSHIANS....
*big hug gesture*
BAHOON MAIN CHALE AAO..OOOO ARSHIANS
ARSHI-ISM SE BHALA KYA PARDA
YEH ARSHI-JOURNEY NAHIN KUCH DIN KI
YEH SAFAR HAI UMAR BHAR KA
With
these noble thoughts in our heart..lets continue our arshi journey through the
medium of
MY CANDID CONFESSIONS
Now this
post mostly contains my sanak-bhare comments in the post-marriage era..I know
some of the readers must be thinking that whether some kind of pun was intended
in the last line bcoz post marriage era did turned out to be quite a crazy
experience for all arshians but nahin re *rajesh khanna mode*
HUM ARSHIANS KO YEH BIGADE HUE HALAT
KYA
ROK PAYENGE....
HUM MAIN WOH ADA HAI KI,
SHEETAL AAYE YAA SHYAM....
HUM THO TAKLEEFON MAIN BHI MUSUKARANE
KE
BAHANE DHOOND LAYENGE..
*well all
regulars have accepted the fact that I am a big dramebaaz*
The day
GFP *girl from the past*entered the scene....arey wahi another ‘S’ of raizada
house... , I started making ‘GOLGAPPA TALKS’..well if u wanna know more about
these talks then read on..
WE r
so much in love with arshi that evil-est nicknames &
abuses for anyone disturbing their lives flow out of our mouth like everyday
words, here r the few which me n my arshi family created for Ms "S" during the ‘SNAKE N BABY’ drama
that happened at RM:
·
-GFP: GIRL FROM THE PAST
·
-SG-SNAKE GODDESS
·
-ND-NAAGIN DAAYAN
·
-SB-STALKER BITCH
· -FV-FAKEST VAMP(THIS ONE IS A FLEXIBLE
ABUSE...which can be converted to FDV,FCV or FNV..D-DAAYAN,C-CHUDAIL,N-NAGIN)
And of course everyone was free to choose theirs, depending on
the levels of their hate for her. Then my sweet friend memy in her highly
hate-filled CHINTAMANI modes tried to combine them all and gave her a name
"NDSCG-GFP" hahaha
doesn’t that abby sounds like name of a
rocket missile...PSLV-I/II/IV etc.
But don’t u all agree that her hatred was quite justified at
that time. The various ‘S’ keep on entering RM with an aim to convert it into
their personalized SNAKE HOUSE....
*Welcome to my Snake Mode—hehehe—this one is my most bizarre
comment*
“Everything
is possible in the "WORLD OF SNAKES"..if shyamu baby can kill his own
baby then snake goddess(SG) is only using hers'. NOT A BIG DEAL IN SNAKE WORLD..i guess,,,I think RM
has been built over some old tantrik's adda..some amrish puri types place from
that sridevi's movie about snakes...thats why all types of snakes become
attracted to the building and want to build their adobe here. .with either of
the two most gud
looking ‘NAAGMANIS'....”
And if
that one is not enough to put a light on the emotions I was going through in
those ‘S’ times..maybe the next one will do...
A question difficult than 5-crore
question on KBC: WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON MONDAY?? *day of DNA test result*
a)Positive result
b)Negative result
c)Khushi will tear it up
d)Peeking SG will interrupt
WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE MOST
HAPPENING GAME IN ARSHILAND RIGHT NOW
*sarcastic tone*
KAUN BANEGA ARSHIPATI?
OR MORE APPROPRIATELY....
"KAUN
BANEGA AARAV-PITAH?"
And
if all these OTT comments were not enough, I entered the mode which I myself
discovered during ‘S ‘ times---MY JALEBI MODE..to get a clear picture of this mode
just read my speculative analysis n discussion with one fellow arshian..
ME: All this MATERNAL AUNT ANGLE is
appearing correct to my over-analytical mind. She is the kid's
maasi..that dhruv bastard ditched her sister and she came to RM to fit NCA
*aarav*in this wealthy and reputed house as arnav's son so that not only kid
gets his right to be part of the family but she also gets arnav..HER ONLY LOVE
WHOM SHE CRAVES FOR EVEN NOW"..THATS WHY ALL KC-SHIT DONE BY HER...bcoz
she still feels for him definitely...
HER: but why the karwa chauth fast???? i
don't buy this maasi crap, she is his mother and keeping a fast for someone
else's hubby is a WRONG...on many levels! *furious and
hyperventilating in anger*
ME: infact her keeping the fast led me to believe in this 'maasi'
angle, thats the first actual -ve shade of hers we witnessed today but she did
tried to hide it all. If she was kid's mother and arnav is not his dad(WHICH I
FIRMLY BELIEVE-SIGN KARA LO STAMP PAPER PAR) then she would have kept fast for
his actual dad na..but she kept it for him indicating that she is not directly
involved in child's parentage and still holds a torch for arnav
HER: I don't get what u just
said.... samjhao mujhe!
ME: if she is the actual mother then she
will keep fast for arnav only if he is the dad of the kid.. and as i firmly believe he
is not the dad so she is also not the real mother..*mujhe chakkar aa raha hai
apni gol-gol baaton par*BACHAO...I WILL DIE BCOZ OF MY OWN OVER-SPECULATIVE
MIND AND ITS BIZARRE REASONINGS..
KUCH SAMJH AAYA????....Well this is
called the
‘JALEBI MODE’ OR THE GOLGAPPA TALKS..
And hey I have got one more mode
MY
LAPTOP MODE
When
I am all into serious commenting and practical approaches *RARE HAI WAISE*..I
call it "MY LAPTOP MODE*..based on ASR's sincere serious waala obsession
with his laptop...
But, u know what biggest tragedy
happened to me during THE GFP ERA..my comments started getting spammed ,but YT
can never win against MY ARSHI PERSISTENCE..so I won and wrote this....
”THANK
U YT DEVTAJI..*ok getting a grip of myself* YES...YES..YESS..I AM NOT NCA..I AM
THE LEGIT DAUGHTER OF YT...DNA match hogaya or should I say YT
just teared the report & believed me bcoz YT KA TRP THO HAI HI HUMSE
*IMMODEST WINK*
If thats not enough ,here’s my most exasperated comment after watching
khushi’s sad face at the basketball court...
Arnav khelte khelte
thak gaya hai
Khushi sochte sochte thak gayi hai
Arey koi hamare bare main bhi socho,
HUM DEKHTE DEKHTE
THAK GAYE HAIN
I suppose GFP episode did bring out
my sarcastic best..here’s a comment to prove that..
“Those 2 ANGEL-SELVES sitting on
khushi's shoulders....I AM GOING TO SHOOT THAT ANGELIC WHITE ONE WITH MY
BANDOOK..........WHY SHE HAS TO ACT ALL SO BHARTIYA NARI????????thats not
khushi..if they r going to show her go all sacrificey than they r soo damn big
GADHAS'..khushi is of that type who will scratch out the eyes and pull out the
hair of anyone who comes b/w her and him, and
definitely not the one to say...."GO AWESOME THREESOME MY WISHES R WITH
U"......
And then the concept reached heights of ill-logic leaving
me burning with fury when arnav too
chosed to ignore her ...and I wrote this..
“AWESOME
TWOSUM..really...really...really arnav *looking
at arnav shockingly hurt* STOP CHECKING MY PATIENCE MR. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA....thank
ur god that u realized ur mistake the very next moment and asked for ur wife
otherwise I had planned to GHUSO into the tv and turn u around to look at the
person standing behind u who was deeply stabbed with ur words...JUST KEEP THAT
IN MIND THE NEXT TIME..TUM ASR HO THO MAIN BHI ARSHI FANDOM KI ASR HOON
GRRRRRRRRR “
And this:---
URGGGGHHHHHHHHHH the holy CVS of the
beginning have gone on holy trip and we have to get along with these NAKLI
SADHUS' who don't know a bit about ASR..AREY NIKAMMON..TUMSE RESERCH NAHIN HOTA
THO HUMSE POOCH LETE..HUMNE PHD KIYA HAI ARSHISIM MAIN..
And wrote one in “MY GUJARATI MODE” too when it was being rumoured that
arnav will break GFP’S karvachauth ...grrrrrrrr..
“Arnav trying to give water to SG on
KC can be sumhow tolerated *urghhhhhh stress on ‘sumhow’ here* but if that damn
water actually reaches SG's DANK BHARE lips than *IN GUJARATI* ARNAV
CHOKKRA..TUMI THO GAYO"..I AM GOING TO KICK UR
ASS REALLY HARD..
Hey ,,I guess I got carried away with my own emotions..returning
back to candid mode...dont u all agree that show could also have been named “INN
CHASES KO KYA NAAM DOON?”..nahin
samjhe..read the next one:--
“There is no physical chasing
involved in this show, just the mental one with all the
creepy ideas:
1)LA chased arnav..but quitted midway
& became a nice girl
2)NK tried to chase khushi as he does
with any girl but learnt his lesson all too quickly
3)THE SUPREME CHASE..chase of lust by
creepwa for khushi..but the damn baby killerwa himself cried like a baby in the
end
4)THE FAKE-O CHASE BY
GFP...hahahaHa*evil sarcastic laugh*...after reading the above DO I NEED TO
EXPLAIN MORE????
Inn chases ko kya
naam de?..lol...
simple answer “FAILED
CHASES”
*happy wink*
And
in all this GFP mess..we were starved for RVs to happen so much that I returned
back to my ORIGINAL punching bags....
“Our CV gods..their stale minds r
active only on Fridays...Jumme raat par hi inki ghanti bajti hai..rest of the
days they act like true Hanuman Bhakts..showing no RVs at all..but at
the end of all this mythological hip hop..they always provide MOKSH to us..
p.s. if u dont understand hindi so
well..then you can NOT ask me meanings of all these words bcoz I am not
khushi..& my 'Ekagratha' needs 'EEkant' as I will feel 'AAtankit' by
u...*LOL*..”
Dont u agree that we all..and I
SERIOUSLY MEAN ‘ALL’ should
take hindi tutitions from Mrs. KKGSR..she in her utter hindi mode can make even
hindi laureates scratch their heads and pop their eyes..LOL..here are my
special comments on her linguistic skills...
“Khushi may or may not succeed in her
“WHOSE BABY R U” plans but she will definitely succeed in one thing, teaching
hindi to all non-hindi speaking audiences..OMG, the difficult words she uses
“AAtankit”,”EKAANT”,”Aikagratha”,”khansama”..phew..I thought I knew my hindi
but she really makes me feel like having classes again*fingers b/w
my teeth*
All
of you will agree with me that there are two most worthy attributes of life
which IPKKND has taught us..one is ‘PATIENCE’
and other is to ‘STAY HAPPY ALWAYS’ ...unaffected by any fuckery life may throw
our way, in general and CVs may threw our way, in particular....so we did find
an amusing angle in the GFP phase too..what if ASR donated his sperms long
before he became the mighty RAIZADA ..hehehe..here are my views--
“ARNAV-THE VICKY DONOR .....ROFL....*laughing
uncontrollably*
YAA
SOME SPERM SEEKING AGENCY ASKED FOR DONATION AND ASR 'S COMPETITIVE ,EVER
AMBITIOUS MIND SAID"WHAT THE...I WILL BE THE BIGGEST VICKY DONOR'...AND IF VICKY DONOR HAD
50-52 KIDS..I WILL ATLEAST HAVE 100....
SAU
PUTRA MUBARAK,ARNAV BITWA....”
And then
wrote my special remarks on BARUN’S trademark hair gel.. *yaa,I have written
few on this too—uff I am indeed too much*...
“Hey
lets go to RM and steal arnav's hair gel and khushi has plucked only one hair but let us give him a proper hair
cut like past..ofcourse while he is sleeping..kya re barun –have u never seen
hair gel before in ur life?????///urghhhhhhhhhhhh.... I guess Barun has been
told by his agent that seeing his
passionate love towards hair gel, all other telly & movie PHs have one
condition only ”NO HAIR GEL,PLEASE”..thats why barun is fulfilling all his “GELLY”
dreams in this assignment only..”
Moreover, barunomy returned on watching
him eat English breakfast offered by khushi *most cosy love scene*..so i
wrote..
“I
stole barun's hair gel...ISN'T HE LOOKING BARUNLICIOUSLY YUMMY at the
breakfast table......hehehe”
And when
it was all getting so disappointing that even DIV dropped the word ‘LOVE’ from
the mention of her regular uploads..well here’s what I wrote to boost up the
morales...
“OMG....reading all these sad
comments is increasing my already depressed heart's BP...plz people don't lose
heart, just remember what rakhi maiyaa said in the movie 'karan-arjun'
"mere karan-arjun aayenge"....HAVE SOME FAITH DAMNIT....."HAMARE
ARSHI BHI AAYENGE "
MUJHE BHAROSA HAI UN PAR UNKE PYAAR
PAR...”
Hahaha..and
then the much awaited and most beautiful ‘RABBA VE” happened and DIV correctly
named it an “ALL IN ONE” scene...THE “AB
NAA JAA” moment...u can easily guess that my happiness knew no bounds that
day and I went into my super-hyper exhilarating modes and wrote not one but
MANY...
BCOZ>>>>
“This highly awaited RABBA VE was
like DO BOOND ZINDAGI KI...”
AS
Arnav in his best
color:
BLUE
Khushi in her best color:
RED
Arnav looking:
HANDSOME-EST
Khushi looking:
GORGEOUS-EST
Both together looking:
BEST-EST
A PICTURE PAR
EXCELLENCE
THE PERFECT COUPLE
THE PERFECT WAY TO REMEMBER THE
PHENOMENON NAMED
"ARSHI"
Plus,
do u all know that it happened on anniversary of LS-122 *yaa it did*..so as
always I had few comparisons in mind....
WHAT A WAY TO CELEBRATE THE ANNIVERSARY OF
'THE ALMOST KISS'..
then it was hesitation,
today it was
acceptance
then it was realization,
today it was
recognition
then it was red sari,
today it was
red sari
then it was awesome,
today it was
awesome
but alas
then it was ALMOST KISS
and today
it remained ALMOST KISS
But
were we complaining for it remaining ‘ALMOST KISS’..nahhhhh as one of my fav
arshians said in her usual saifuu mode that...
“It
will always remain an almost kiss because the moment right before a kiss is the
most awesome feeling ever... keeps u wanting more and more and just about there but
not really there.... the waiting for it to happen n the excitement that its
finally happening... the sweet silence before the explosion!”
Isn’t
that the most lovely way to define “ALMOST
KISSES”...saifu-ism rocks...
And hey
,lets not forget that it happened on our favourite place..THE POOLSIDE...and
well....my freaky obsession with LS 197 returned *sheepish grin* so I wrote..
“CIRCLE OF 197 COMPLETED...he started
it with giving her that iconic 'KISS WITH SOUND' on her cheek at the HOLY
poolside and she completed it with giving the similar kiss at the same holy
shrine.......WOW.....moods & contexts may be different but their
LOVE---SAME TO SAME...”
Moreover,
as I am trying to be all funny here, how can I forget the most comical
character of the show..EVER SO COLOUFUL MAMIJI..we need to acknowledge mamiji
and her legendary KARVACHAUTH MASK—THE KC MASK on this particular day...so here
follows my tribute to her n her KC MASK..
~~ADVERTISEMENT FOR MANORAMA'S KC- MASK~~
A must have for all those BHUKKAD
kHUSHIS' and those Cupid-struck NKs who believe in the ideology of KC but also
believe more in their CFL(CRAZY FOOD LOVE).The mask not only protects u from
all the festive smells of yummy food ,it also saves
ur family from seeing those DYING FOR FOOD expressions which sumtimes r so
dangerously funny (spally in case of khushis') that there is threat for family
members to die from keeping the straight faces. So, buy one KC-MASK all
attempting ladies and protect ur loved ones .
Didnt
we all wondered how mamiji is going to break her fast and when it finally
happened..well less said about tellywood logics is more better*sarcastic
tone*...
I
can forgive them for vanishing mamaji but will never ever forgive them for
doing a GAYAB trick on MY LUXMIJI..As per gaurryy..I MISS THE GOAT MORE THAN ARSHI ..yaa I accept..*pouting
hard*....well this next comment is dedicated to LUXMIJI...
ARSHI KE BEECH JO AAYEGA
SHYAM BABU HO
JAYEGA
NAHIN
THO LUXMIJI THO DEFINITELY HO JAYEGA
THEY
SHUD SERIOUSLY BRING LUXMIJI BACK,,, after all diwali is around the corner and
'LUXMIJI' is badly needed...both literally and figuratively..*hehehe* “
Hey..Hey..If
anyone one of u is even thinking that my sankipan ends with this , then U R SOO
DAMN WRONG...I have written an advertisement for khushi’s dabba service
too..here it is..
~~~~~KKGSR DABBA SERVICE~~~~~
The best catering service in town,
here you will savour the BESTEST food made "DIL SE" with loads of
jalebis' & sugar free halwa for all the diabetic people
FREE FREE FREE
copyrighted & registered @
KKGSR.INC
PATENT IN THE
NAME OF KKGSR(yaa she got herself registered too..after all SHE IS THE ONLY ONE
OF HER TYPES)
Address: M/s KKGSR DABBA SERVICE
C/O Shantivan,Bungalow no.
'197',
Street
no. '122',IPKKND Nagar ,ARSHI TOWN-'421'
ONLY ARSHIANS CAN ORDER...
421 IS THE PINCODE....PINCODE TO OUR
G-WORLD*winks*
state: BARUNABAD
country: ARSHILAND
Contact
number is +91-282-364-420
* few of my fav LS-wink wink*
HEHEHE..BOWING
IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY SANAKI TALENTS..
But
u know whats the most truthful fact of our life...
“THE FACT OF LIFE:
OUR MOODS R DEPENDENT ON ARSHI'S
MOODS
Khushi-- kissed him on the cheek and
we gleamed with joy
Arnav-- broke her fast & we all
were in awe
Arshi-- did their characteristic
banter & we fall in love with them all over again
Arnav-- got the cutest slap & we
all smiled like idiots
but the moment those big tears fall
down her eyes,our heart was sliced ...Whatever be the result of
this bull-shit crap..plz don't make her cry.....
I AM ARNAV IN THIS MATTER....CAN'T
SEE HER CRY...*glum face*
Well at last CVs listened to our pleas..and GFP FIASCO was
over---phewww ..
But then arnav took a panga with original sanka devi and her
mission to find herself started..this is what I had to say about that...
“If
khushi shud write a book about "romance bigade ke 100 tarike " then
arnav shud write "KHUSHI KO PISS-OFF KARNE KE 100 TARIKE", he
definitely knows the
trick to put her in hers' SANKIEST moods....BUT THEN WHEN HE RUNS AFTER HER
TRYING TO PATAO HER LIKE A 15-YR OLD TEENAGER AND DOES A "RABBA VE"
BEFORE MAMIJI AND NANIJI WITHOUT CARING A DAMN.......AWWWWWW i forgive him for
being author of that book.”
So she decided to became MRS. India...WELL WHAT CAN I
SAY..khushi can do,think and make happen anything in the world....Can’t She???
The most beautiful thing about her latest panga was that it lead
to the return of original ASR....if their story started with a ramp walk then
who can forget her all famous ramp walk at the end of it all...hehehe...here it
goes---
“I
was just holding my breath when she was last one in the waiting area..then she
fell and I gasped..then she started walking and I was more nervous than her..then
anger started forming on his face and I was scared for her..AND THEN I LAUGHED
LOUD..YAA I LITERALLY CLAPPED ..AS SHE JUST RAN...picked up her sandals and
ran...HAHAHA..KHUSHI AT HER BEST...ASR AT HIS
BEST...THE CIRCLE OF RAMP WALK COMPLETED”
But don’t u guys think that in all
this funny mess, people who deserved appreciation are THE RAIZADA FAMILY...my dedication to them...
I AM PROUD OF RAIZADAS', they may
speaks in their "WA" LANGUAGE, THEY MAY BE THE BEST PAYERS' TO ALL
PUJARIS' OF NEW DELHI, they may wear the weirdest & loudest clothes*mamiji*
& may restrict themselves to the traditional wears' but THEY R SO MODERN AT
THEIR HEARTS
encouraging daughter in law of the
house to participate in a modelling contest, accepting the
single mother GFP with open arms, adopting the orphan kid & actually
overwhelming him with their extra doses of love..NOW THATS WHAT ‘BEING MODERN’
MEANS..
Sahi Kaha Na????
Okkk...lets close this one*pheww it
turned out to be quite a long one* with one last bizarre comment...
“Bcoz she is the IRON LADY..there is
lots of iron in her veins...I THINK
JALEBIS' SUMHOW HELPS IN CREATION OF IRON IN ONE'S VEINS..we shud stop her from
eating those..THANK U TO MRS. INDIA CONTEST..ATLEAST FOR NEXT FEW DAYS SHE WILL
REMAIN AWAY FROM JALEBIS' ,maybe THE IRON EFFECT will lessen AND WE WILL SEE
THE GUTTRIEST EVER RABBA VE...*fingers crossed*”
This was
my tribute to our never ending greed for guttery ‘Rabba VEs” ....
Ofcourse..once
again u all r welcomed to share all ur thoughts about arshi, about the comical
moments in the post marriage era and entire show in general, ur views about the
creative logics, about the hidden humour u discovered in all these logics and
so on..and on..
No need
to say that arshi journey continues...I need to make a choice for the next mood
of our journey through this RV WORLD..and as its very difficult for me to
decide which particular mood of ARSHI I like the most *as I like them all* ..I
am going to create an opinion poll soon...do vote out...
And
hey..I AM STARTING A NEW CHAPTER ON THE BLOG WITH MY NEXT POST...its titled
“ARSHIYAAN”
WELL THE
THOUGHT BEHIND IT IS A SURPRISE..KEEP GUESSING TILL THE NEXT.....*naughty wink*
And of
course our interactions through “MY RV WORLLD” will continue as usual....after
all its BATOON BATOON MAIN RABBA VE.
P.S.. This
post is dedicated to my dearest arshian dost..my sweetheart, my buddy ‘tabby’..
HAPPY
BDAY DARLING..
ENJOYYY
As u love
poetry..here's a small modulation I did to the song “tare zameen par”.. custom
designed for u honey....
Dekho
isse yeh hai arshi ki deewani..
Shabdon
ke khel se yeh arshi ko jee le..
Jhagda
kare phir khud hi mana le..*wink*
Bole
bahut aur dil ko chura le...
Apne
main anokhi hai yeh..
TARA ARSHILAND PAR...
Yeh tho
hai arshipan main...
RABBA
VE ke jaisi..
Uthere
jo blogistan ko sunhera sa karne..
Mann
ki arshi-ism ko zindaa sa karne...
Simat
gayi arshiyoon ko zindaa sa karne..
Apne
main anoki hai yeh....
TARA
ARSHILAND
PAR...
Jaise
aankhon ki deebiyaa main arshiyaan..
Aur arshiyoon
main milte se ARSHI..
AUR SAPNON MAIN MIL JAAYE
ARNAV SA KOI..
Jaise
sukoon ke Jheeni si chaddar...
Jaise
arshi ka meetha sa humdum..
JAISE BIN MATLAB KA
PYAARA RISHTA HO
KOI...
Yeh tho
meri tabby-e-jaan hai...
Yeh tho
meri arshi-e-humsafar hai...
Ek
pyaari arshi-e-saugat hai...
APNE MAIN ANOKHI HAI YEH...
TARA ARSHILAND PAR....
I hope u will
like it..and hey who said gifts r over....there is one more left darling....
A SLICE OF ARSHI
Based on
the current theme, just a small attempt to give a sweet AAM WALA JUICY feeling
to our very own ARSHI n their legendary
comic attempts...Yaa i can feel tht u r smiling tara..well thts what i want u
to the entire day long..keep smiling and HAVE A BLAST.,...HAPPY WALA BUDDAY TO
U...
*SEE NOW THATS
THE HEIGHT OF LONG SPEECHES--EVEN MY P.S. SECTIONS CAN BE CONVERTED INTO POST
ITSELF—HEHEHE*
