Sunday, October 27, 2013

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING BLOG



HAPPY BADY TO YOU
PUM PUM
HAPPY BDAY TO YOU
PUM PUM
HAPPY BDAY TO YOU BLOGGIE


HAPPY BDAY TO YOU






















OMG..OMG...OMG...

It has actually happened people...I think I need AN ARSHI-PINCH *hard-one ...Or on better thoughts, a guttery one-hehehe*

This place..This BLOG...This small attempt to keep ARSHI ALIVE has been successful to complete one year.

Ahhhh..... feeling so emotional and nostalgic at this moment.

This one is for you MY DARLING BLOG..............


IF ARSHI ARE THE DESTINATION OF OUR FANTASIES
YOU ARE THE MEANS TO IT.

IF ARSHI ARE THE BEST EXAMPLE OF ‘LOVE’ FOR US
YOU ARE THE MOST PRESERVANT WITNESS TO IT.

IF ARSHI HAVE BECAME MY WAY OF LIFE
THEN YOU ARE THE LIFELINE TO IT.

OH MY DARLING BLOG

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO STRONG

TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE ARSHI CRAZE
IS NOT AN EASY ADJUSTMENT TO MAKE

TO BE ABLE TO IMBIBE THE SANKIEST COMMENTS
IS WHAT MADE YOU THE SOOTHING SOLACE

TO BE ABLE TO PROMOTE THE WILDEST GUTTERY IMAGINATIONS
IS WHAT DEFINED YOU AS THE SEXIEST PLACE

TO BE ABLE TO ABSORB THE WACKIEST ARSHI REMIXES
IS WHAT KEPT YOU RADIATING ABLAZE

TO BE ABLE TO BE THE REASON FOR SO MUCH HAPPINESS
IS WHAT KEPT YOU SHINING RADIANT N UNFAZED

TO BE ABLE TO INSPIRE ALL THOSE SHAYARS WITHIN US
IS WHAT KEPT THE MOOD ARSHISTICALLY BRIGHT

TO BE ABLE TO BE ‘SLICE OF LIFE’ FOR US ARSHIANS
IS WHAT MADE YOU THE FRIENDLIEST MEETING SITE

OH MY DARLING BLOG

THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING ME WITH
LOVE & FRIENDS MORE THAN I CAN BEHOLD
YOU WERE,ARE & WILL BE
MY MOST CRAZIEST YET LOVING DOST.

**and with this now I have entered the arena of longest poems too*

We the crazies..The PAGLAS..The so called ARSHI-GANG who used to chat daily..non-stop and in the sankiest way possible about  ..who else..ARSHI only...always thought of having our very own ARSHI ADDA where we can meet..greet..laugh..n ..drool.

A place where we could analyze n reanalyze and again reanalyze every moment of their love story and scrutinize every nick n turn in soo much detail that it could itself turn into a story.

A  place where we could add those sexy tadkas of our imaginations to their story that would make even the actual creatives blush to death.

A place where we could die n resurrect again n again after watching SOBTI getting more sexier with each day.

A place where we could just lie back n feel proud about being called the fan of a girl named SANAYA who is as angelic from inside as she is beautiful from outside.

A place where we could be with GUPTAS’ n RAIZADAS’.

A place where we could try to learn a new language from the most  STYLISHLY intelligent NK. *he was intelligent yaar...in his own good ways and the most sensible frnd too*

A place where we could remember n admire our POOJALI DI”ANJALI”,,,our funniest mami””MANORAMA”,,,,our most lovable nani,ma, babuji ,payal,mamaji,aakash and ONE OF HER OWN KIND “”BUAJI””.

A place where I could blabber about my most favourite and most MISSED family member “””LAXMIJI”””

A place where we could MOST LOVINGLY HATE the man called SHYAMU and most SINCERELY hate his other two cheap versions called “Sheetal”  & “STOPWA DADI”.

A place where we could sulk about all tht went wrong,,,all those reasons for which ARSHIANS paid the price.

A place where we could add all those directional touches to their story by us..a group of most intelligent “Directors in Making” which if would have been understood and followed by creatives ...could have taken IPKKND to a level far above the benchmark of success it attained ***BUT CVs kabhi mane hi nahin—hehehe***

A place where we could most dreamingly gawk over Mr. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA in his various avatars of “HIGH N MIGHTY ASR” & “COOL & PASSIONATE ARNAV”.

A place where we could just remember n laugh our heart out on our TITLIYA”S most craziest SWEET REVENGES &  dreamingly smile and “WISH FOR THE SAME” after reminiscence of KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA”S most adorable SHY LOVE ADVANCES.

In total, A place which will be OF arshi..FOR arshi and ofcourse BY arshi.


And thats how through those chats..through those interactions and through those maha-sanki ideas erupted the thought of this BLOG which I so much love to call...


A HOME AWAY FROM HOME


And as it was born through the most silliest conversations of the century with the sole topic of discussion being our “RABBAVE” couple...we named it


BATOON BATOON MAIN RABBA VE.


And today it has completed one year...WOW...

I am feeling at the top of this world.

I may sound overly exaggerating *kab nahin hoti* but I am so proud of the fact that through this blog WE,THE ARSHIANS *** THE MOST LOYAL FANS any love story could ever have*** have actually succeeded in keeping ARSHI not only alive but more n more LOVED and CHERISHED in our hearts...in our fantasies...in our expectations of “LOVE’..and in our celebrations of “LOVE STORIES” with each passing day.

AND WOW  WHAT A CELEBRATION IT HAS BEEN....

The most obvious one that strikes my mind right now is the most famous of them all....


<<<<<<KAWOON KA JALSA>>>>>



HaHAHA...Had never imagined at tht time that this post which was the sankiest fruit of my ever-so-crazy imagination would turn out to be the most victorious of them all. I started off with few eras’ of ARSHI LOVE but ended up making more than dozen of them...and those comments...hehehe..till now I can spent hours reading those most adorable representations of our love for ARSHI .

And the list of posts continued...the comments kept on adding on...the love continued to flow like the most unstoppable river of ideas and warmth...and is still going ever so strong with “ARSHIYAAN” in tow.
*****Waise with the speed n pace I am analyzing their love story part by part through “ARSHIYAAN”,,,the one fact that is guaranteed is that my love for ARSHI will ofcourse continue for centuries....WINKS****

Our greed for more n more ARSHI kept me imagining n adding new n new attractions to the blog  one of them being the forum named “LETS ARSHI IT OUT”... *** ofcourse my imaginations were always the result of suggestions made by my ARSHIAN FRIENDS***

And the way this yet another passionately ardent idea of mine was accepted with open arms by you all ....ARSHIYAT FILLED FANATASTIC EXPERIENCE it had been.

For those who r feeling at this point that this post is turning into a self praising saga and touching the borderline of being IMMODEST...HEY DO U KNOW ME AT ALL???? LOL...

It had been a year of LIFE for me **& hopefully for many of readers/supporters and friends too***

A year full of family drama...

Those cutest family gatherings where ISHQ for ARSHI was spread and friends became PARTNERS FOR LIFE,,

Those fights which were the heights of silliness emerging out of our love for ARSHI,BARUN &SANAYA..sometimes about them, sometimes for them,,,

Those moments of internal glory where our heart was filled with pride for a friend on reading the utterly fanatical comment or snippet or poem or song dedicated to ARSHI written by her.

THOSE MOMENTS OF JOY,PAIN,LOVE,EMOTION,ANGER,HAPPINESS & SO ON & On....

If IPKKND IS THE DRAMA WHICH WILL STAY WITH ME FOR LIFE...THEN THIS DRAMA WHICH HAPPENED AT THE BLOG IS THE ONE WHICH WILL STAY IN MY SOUL AS THE PROOF OF MY LOVE FOR THE FORMER ONE.

THE MOST HEART FELT  THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE BEEN A PART OF THIS JOURNEY WITH ME....MY ENTIRE ARSHI FAMILY..ALL THOSE SILENT READERS...ALL THOSE CRAZILY LOVEABLE GOOGLE PLUS & TWITTER FRIENDS...ALL THOSE WHO EVER VISITED THIS HOLY POOLSIDE WHICH IS NO LESS THAN A SHRINE FOR ME.

Its all your love n support which helped bloggie reach whatever glory n worth it has achieved....


””ARSHI WALA LOVE TO YOU ALL””


I have written these few lines as a dedication to ALL OF YOU---MY CUTEST,MOST LOVEABLE.AND MOST ADORABLE ARSHIAN FRIENDS...ofcourse in my oldest style of writing by modulation of a yet another beautiful bollywood song ....here it is..


ABHI MUJHME KAHIN
BAKI BAHUT SI HAI “ARSHIGIRI”
JAGI “ARSHI” LAT AISI 
MAANO ISHQ HAI BUS YAHI
KUCH AISI LAGAN
“ARSHI” DEEWANGI MAIN HAIN
YEH PYAAR KHOOBSURAT 
HO GAYA HAI MERA...
“””ARSHI””” HAIN  SAMNE,
INHE PAA LOON ZARA
“ARSHIYAT “ PE APNI FAKR
KAR LOON ZARA
“ARSHIYAAN “CHOO LOON,YAA
“ RABBA VE “GUNGUNA LOON ZARA
“ARSHIAN” BANKE JEE LOON ZARA


Aren’t we all living, preaching and propagating this way of life only for the last one year or so...

Its almost a year closing in when IPKKND technically got its closure but isn’t the feeling of ARSHIISM more stronger than before...IT is for me and I believe it to be the same for anyone who is here right now and reading this yet another long essay of MY ARSHI LOVE.

Aren’t we all the most persistent FANS any show, characters or actors could have got???

PROUD OF WE ALL.....

And if we r obnoxious about our ARSHI-ISM then there is one facet of ARSHI which we are most OBSESSIVE about...and that is the gutter flowing in our veins..the gutter which spreads when ever we watch n drool over ARSHI’s sexual chemistry...

So, as we r all here for a birthday celebration than one small chottu sa guttery gift tho must hai to fathom our ARSHI THRIST ...here it is...MY GUTTERY BDAY GIFT TO YOU ALL
*ofcourse its dedicated to this blog*.

It is titled..

ARNAV AUR KHUSHI KI SEXY TALES
****hahahha...isnt the title more than enough****...

ENJOY EVERYONE....



Although one gift I have presented myself to the blog but it doesn’t means that other gifts r not wished for*winks*..after all I am an ARSHIAN and GREED FOR LOVE makes me one...so buck up u all..and the best gift you all can give to this blog ..the so called ARSHI HEAVEN by many..is to be a part of the celebrations and comment your heart out...

As HANSA aunty from KHICHDI says “””KHANA KHA KE JAANA”””
ABF from BLOGGIE says...”COMMENT KAR KE JAANA””...
Hehehe...*naughty wink*

HAPPY BLOGGIE BDAY TO YOU ALL



Sunday, October 13, 2013

ARSHIYAAN~~'''ASR''' VS. '''DEVI MAIYYA'''



If only

GOD would have been on TWITTER....
Then we could have TRENDED our pains....

If only

GOD would have been on FACEBOOK....
Then we could have SHARED our sorrows....

If only

GOD would have been on YOUTUBE....
Then we could have UPLOADED our  agonies....

If only

GOD would have been on IF
Then we could have POSTED our hurts...

If only

GOD would have been on GOOGLE PLUS...
Then we could have +1’ED our faith....

If only

GOD was not VIRTUAL as all the above....

If only

GOD WOULD HAVE BEEN A HUMAN



Then ......then only he would have known that ....

ITS MORE BRAVE TO BE A HUMAN.


Then maybe the ARNAV living within ASR could have been more prominent.


Then maybe ARNAV could have been saved from all the pain...all the sorrows...all the agonies...all the hurts..and could have believed in the concept called FAITH....


If GOD is a GUITAR...then FAITH resembles those loose delicate strings which are the CORE part of it...

IF correct playing of the strings of faith can produce MOST SYMPHONICALLY BEAUTIFUL sounds of GOD...

THEN a simple wrong tremble of them,,,can create the most inaudible BAD MUSIC too... BAD COMPOSITION OF FAITH....

And somehow..in case of ARNAV...these strings of faith were not only played bad but were snapped broken within JUST few moments by ill crossed fate...turning him into a HATER...


HATER OF SOUNDS OF
GOD
HATER OF COMPOSITIONS OF
FAITH
HATER OF MUSIC CALLED
ALMIGHTY.


NO ONE CAN DEFINE GOD MORE BEAUTIFULLY THAN AN ATHEIST ......yeahhh believe me its true....

U just need to vice versa his every thought n belief...*winks*

GOD is the most researched topic of an atheist only...


And so was the case of our very own mighty ASR...although he was very adamant in his every belief..but his research about the GOD was most INTACT n CONCISE.

He had created a list of all things GOD usually fails to achieve *as per ‘him’ ofcourse* and all wrongdoings for which GOD is the only one to be blamed...and as I said...one just needed to transpose his words .....

Usually, MOTHERS’ are the angels send by GOD to create this transposition in the minds of atheists...but as in our ASR’s case, loss of his mother was the primary cause of him turning into a non-believer...GOD send another angel to do the REVERSAL....


GOD send KHUSHI.


KHUSHI...THE MOST PERFECT TRANSPOSITION NEEDED IN ASR’S LIFE.


HIS PERFECT BALANCE.


God is a smart guy after all....OR a girl in case of DEVI MAIYYA...*hehehe*


She...the most earnest disciple of her DEVI MAIYYA.
She...who spent her entire day contributing to the BRAND EQUITY of her DEVI MAIYYA.
SHE....A ‘BELIEVER PAR EXCELLENCE’.


Who else could have GOD chosen---after all no one can beat GOD in “SENSE OF HUMOUR”---here was the perfect example of the same.


TO MAKE A PERFECT ATHEIST FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERFECT BELIEVER....now thats’  GOD’s  style of KINKY humour...ISNT’T IT???


USUALLY,OPPOSITES BEHAVE LIKE MAGNETS...wandering within their field of electromagnetics...***ooops...sexual tension in case of our ever-so contrasting couple***

TOO RESISTANT TO BE JOINED.
EQUALLY RESISTANT TO BE SEPERATED.

Didn’t ASR and KHUSHI behaved just like MAGNETS whenever they met?????


HERES’ the EXAMPLE.....





WELCOME ALL TO THE NEXT ARSHIYAAN........


This is where electromagnetic currents start flowing between our two magnets in full force...


If “DORI SCENE” was TOO HOT TO HANDLE  for many guttery reasons...then this one was HEATED in its approach..their first actual haughty conversation where GOD was not only the reason but the result too.


****try... try ...try to decipher this line..and I will give u the
“”””””‘I CALL MYSELF INTELLIGENT””””’ AWARD....
BTW I agree its a long name for an award****


This is where poor darling GOD was DEFINED and REDFINED many a times.

And Khushi ended up paying the prices for her beliefs.



WELL before starting my ever so crazy analysis....first of all...let me say my SORRY to KHUSHI.....

Arey simple yaar...she had been facing the cruel heat of ASR’s eyes  since the last ARSHIYAAN post where I once again falsely promised to be back soon....it has been three months now...sorry baby ,I kept u waiting or shud I say hyperventilating....


She was  still panting after her “I CAN BE MILKHA TOO” run and ASR already started his “I AM A SEX BOMB” walk.


*********
OHHHHH IHSQMAN SOBTI....

If there is a tablet to create ur husky voice
Then do tell me as I will stuff mouth of my ‘would be’ with the same

Believe me///DRUG OVERDOSE can be logical sometimes—hehehe

******


My sobtian heart was still recovering from the gutter inducing walk when he started writing another chapter of AAUKAT chronicle in that VELVETY LIKE SEX voice of his.....SHEER TORTUORUS MURDER INSTINCTS OF ISHQMAN...


AHEM AHEM...somehow getting myself out of my BARUNOMY....


“””””APNI AUKAAT MAIN RAHA KARO””””””


One day she will live in your heart... u silly man...AUKAAT KYA CHEEZ HAI...

And here came the most cutely aggressive sqeak from our jhansi ki rani KHUSHI...


‘’’’’’’AUKKAT KI BAAT KAR RAHA HAI’’’’’’


Hahhha...KHUSHI---THE MOST FEARFULLY BINDAAS GIRL..


*yeahhhh I know its the most crazy expression ...how can one be both bindaas & fearful at the same time..
but just have a look at her .....


DISORIENTED body language
combined with
HIGHLY ORIENTED beliefs.


BAD HAIR DAY
combined with
BEST VOCAL CHORDS day

and finally...

SCARED HEART
combined with
MOST BRAVE MIND


And yup....u will have to agree with this yet another silly expression of mine that FEARFULLY BINDAAS people do exist--hehehe*


She was dead scared of his overpowering personality but was still the ever so valiant person to have ever entered our HERO’s Life...


She not just checked herself from saying the AAUKAT word but also tried to give him HER piece of mind and was so engrossed in her own tit bits of intelligencers while following him that she didn’t even noticed his sudden halt ...ahhhh I JUST LOVED HER SUDDEN RESISTANCE..khushi as always...innocent yet assertive.


And he turned *loved that slow turn with sexy broody looks* and asked in his very own sly ASR ways...


“KYUN..KYA KIYA MAINE”....


Ahhhhhh...u ASR u...as if u didn’t knew...

The entire DORI scene flew in front of khushi’s eyes but she still maintained her stand ....


Ahhhhh...SHE amazed him ....TO THE DEPTH OF HIS CORE.


And most of all..SHE amazed ‘US’ the audiences....here was a heroine who was scared like hell but was still standing strong. She as all others had easy availability of tht most famous TELLYWORLD GLYCERINE BOTTLE  but instead of using it..SHE was not only giving him DARING looks but ranting some BOLD comments of her own...yes ....SHE WAS INDEED DIFFERENT.


Defending her darling DEVI MAIYYA with all her energy n guts....she was somehow redefining TELLYWOOD LOGICS...


And we THE AUDIENCE suddenly realized that we were in the last over of a very interesting 20-20 cricket match...

Here was the ball....


“PAR AAP BHAGWAAN SE BADE THO NAHIN HO SAKTE NA..AAJ AAP JO KUCH BHI HAIN BHAGWAAN KI WAJAH SE HAIN”


Ofcourse...ASR wouldn’t be called so if he would have shown any kindaa support to this statement so as obvious..he rejected the statement outrightly...


So here was ASR kindaa response with BAT of his barbed words...


“MAIN AAJ JO KUCH BHI HOON,US SE USKA KOI LENA DENA NAHIN HAI”


And she uttered the most naive question....


USKA...USKA KISKA????


Now thats called a GOOGLY....Hahhaha...only khushi could have asked this question with such sheer simplicity.
        

And as I said...one just needs to give a slight poke only to the agnostic views of a atheist....

First of all an atheist defines WHAT IS AN AGNOISTIC MAN???


In ASR’s own self obsessed words...

·ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA MAKES HIS OWN DESTINY
·ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA WRITES HIS OWN FUTURE
·ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA DOESNT SPARES A BELIEVER


Then his entire PHD THESIS on the subject called GOD pours out ...

or should I say..ASR FIRED HIS SIXER...


Here are few most OBVIOUS excerpts of the THESIS...

·       GOD EQUALS PAIN
·       GOD IS LESS THAN MONEY
·       MONEY IS DIERCTLY PROPORTIONAL TO POWER

****And hey..u need to transpose the words only...JUST REMEMBER THAT...winks****


He may have said to her in the most sexily threatening tones to never cross his path otherwise even her darling devi maiyya wouldn’t be able to save her..and she may have appeared scared to the core...

<<<BUT>>>

<<<BUT>>>>

<<<BUT>>>


AGAR...JO DHAMKI DENE SE BAAZ NA AAYE
WOH ‘ASR’ NAHIN.....
THO PHIR...JO DHAMKI SUN KAR DARR JAAYE
WOH KHUSHI NAHIN....


Hahahaha....*****the Dracula laugh*****


Here came KHUSHI’S first HAAAWWW ***the silent one*** and her LAST BALL...
·       If GOD IS EQUAL TO PAIN THEN HE EQUALS THE CURE TOO
·       NO MONEY CAN EVER EQUAL GOD
·       NO POWER CAN EVER EQUAL GOD
·       GOD BUILDS THE DESTINY
·       GOD CREATES THE FUTURE
·   GOD IS ALWAYS THERE FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE

AND FINALLY....

NO ONE CAN EVER BE MORE POWERFUL THAN GOD..NOT EVEN “ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA”....PERIOD.


             <<<<<CLEAN BOWLED>>>>>   


As I said....THE PERFECT TRANSPOSITION...KYUN HAI NA???


Phewwwww.....If such was the intensity of Khushi’s last few words..that we all were sitting straight in our seats then just imagine the temperature of ASR’s rage.


His eyes SAID IT ALL....


The fearfully bindaas girl may have returned from her BOLD trip...picked up her cricket gear..***her ever so bubbly chappal yaar..which was having its own story throughout the scene*** and buzzed off like an intelligent winner...


BUT..


TOURNAMENT ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE DOST


Ahhhhh...and this is how deeply embossed  ARSHI is within me...I CANT EVEN CONTAIN ONE SCENE IN ONE POST ANY MORE...phewwwwwwwww


It appears that one long essay is not good enough...so here I make another false promise to return soon with the NEXT part of this scene...till then...


ARSHIYAAN ROCKS


**I wrote soo many pages and didn’t praised myself or the blog even once..how could my immodest self let that happen— ABF PARAMPARA KI JAI--naughty wink**



P.S.  No intention to hurt religious sentiments of any.