BARUN
asked, "SACH MAIN CHUBTHI HAI "
(Does it really pinches?)
ABF replied, "ABHI KYA PATA,
PAAS AAO
THO PATA CHALE........."
(How can I know, first come closer
only
then I can find out)
*SEXY G-WINK wink wink wink wink*
DEKH LO OOOOO ARSHIANS
LO MAIN AA GAYI
*immodesty
ke bina bhi kya jeena---hehehe*
Now
the above mentioned ‘googly-woogly wush’ comment is just one out of my large bag
of goodies, written with the intention to set off the mood for today....THIS IS
JUST THE BEGINNING FELLOW ARSHIANS.... COLLECTION THO ABHI BAKI HAI MERE
DOST...and let me warn u in advance that this one is going to be a long one
*long speeches r my forte yaar*
Today
my soul motto is to make u all laugh your guts out, de-stress your real world tortured brains and have a good sparklingly
amused moment with our very own ‘ARSHI’ .Lets forget everything n everyone
except ARSHI . LETS BE ‘ONLY ARSHIAN’ AND RELIVE ‘ARSHI’, *even if only for the
duration of this reading* in one of their most unique n novel mode—THEIR COMIC
MOMENTS(some created by situations and some by them)
This
is an opportunity for u all to show the world that u have a perfect set of 32
teeth and that u can take your smile up to your ears,...and heyyyyy---at least
one of u should have ‘KHUSHI KE AANSOO’ in your eyes caused due to excessive
laughter..now that would be a real success for this post... Because, after
all...
ARSHI-ISM HAI AISA JUNOON-E-ISHQ
KE UNKA HAR DARD MERE SEENE KO CHEER GAYA...
HAR GALATPHEMI MUJHE TADPA GAYI...
HAR GHAM-E-EHSAAS MUJHE RULA GAYA...
HAR SHARARAT MUJHE HANSA GAYI...
HAR PYAAR KA ISHARA MUJHE GUDGUDA GAYA...
HAR ‘MILAN’ KI KOSHISH MUJHE MEHKA GAYI...
BUS AUR KYA KAHEIN..KYA ITNA KAAFI NAHIN KI
UNKI HAR SHOKHI BHARI MASOOM SHARARATI ADA,
MUJHE MERI ANDAR CHUPPI HUI MASOMIYAT SE MILA GAYI...
In
my opinion the light heartedness of the atmosphere in raizada mansion and gupta
house was ‘one of its kind’ feature which was the first level of attraction towards
the show and then who can ever forget the major role played by our very own
sweet and silly KHUSHI *totally justifying her name* in being the major
contributor to creation of this fun filled ambience...
If
intensity of their feelings towards each other and sensuous, passionate
chemistry they shared were the major attractive features of their ‘love’ then
their ability to make us laugh even in these ‘high voltage ‘ moments was their
biggest ‘USP’.
Who
can ever forget the hilarious ‘same bed’ scene or the scene where arnav opens
his closet to get the biggest surprise of his life. By opening of the closet,
KHUSHI had entered his house and his life not literally but symbolically too. But
ofcourse, neither he knew or acknowledged at that time, that this was just the
beginning of his astonishments,he had not dreamt in his wildest dreams that one
day she will play ‘business-business’ with HIM ,the most sought after business
tycoons , in his own bedroom,,,,neither has he imagined that she will choose
the boot space of his car as a place to have her daily snacks *pakodas*.
Neither
had he imagined such a trip to nainital nor had he imagined himself taking
rescue in her bed on new year’s eve. Actually, more rightly, arnav should have
said “HEY DEVI MAIYYA MADAD”.
She
was an expert in getting on his nerves, making him either go crazy with irritation
or fumingly mad with temper but most of all she almost every time made him say
“UNBELIEVABLE”. HAHAHA...remember arnav’s ‘JALEBI’ ringtone or mango juice in his boots *arey, khushi
couldn’t find orange juice na—simple*.
The
word ‘ UNBELIEVABLE ’ makes me reflect
one moment which was unlikely to happen as per our imaginations too...the ‘KYA
KAROON AB’ event...hehehe it was the cutest annoyed expression given by arnav. I
can never decide which one was my more favourite of their ‘PAYASH MILAN ‘
projects –either at mountain top or at
gupta house on new year’s eve.
Whether
it was khushi’s ‘step’ dance behind his back (when he was trying to read the
newspaper) to find the reasons for her ‘DHAK DHAK DADKANS’ or her ‘finger’
dance to convey a msg to him when ‘ahem- ahem’ they were not on talking
terms*GOD DAMMIT do they needed to talk—their talking eyes were enough* or her silly
imagination of arnav as a tantrik and as an autoriksha-wala, and as a watchman
and as a dhobi...she has always been so cute, naughty and adorable.
And
then who can forget khushi’s OTT conversion of arnav’s stylish n elegant
poolside into her desi everyday wash ‘n’ clean basin ,after all “MAUSAM WAS
SUHANA N KAPDE DHONE KA DEFINITELY THA BAHANA”...hahaha..
Whether
it was the ‘MOSQUITO SLAP’ or ‘MOSQUITO AGARBATTI’...OMG...THIS GIRL WAS JUST
‘TOO MUCH’ from the very beginning....but hey,,,if I will enter my long
speeches mode n write about all the funny scenes of arshi then what will be
left for u all to do...HUNHHHH...
*now
this ‘hunhhhh’ was said in BIG B style by gesturing my hands in a question mode*
So I
will just stick to reviving my own previously said comments, giving u all a
platform to revive yours too.
Today
I choose to revive their candid moments through the medium of visiting my own
comments n views written across various love scenes at YT ..yaa i have written
many of the craziest comments or should I call them MY SANKI SCIBBLES or in
more earnest approach with a view to
maintain my social standing as a sane person *wink*, I will mellow down
somewhat and call these MY CANDID CONFESSIONS.
*my
introductory speeches r getting longer n lengthier with each post—ufff*
Dedicating
my first comment to people who often remind me of the song ‘I HATE YOU-LIKE I LOVE
YOU’
Some may say these CVS r good,some
may disagree
Some may say these CVs r mad,some may
disagree
Some may say these CVs know
nothing,some may disagree
Some may say these CVs r
fantastic,some may disagree...
BUT WE ALL AGREE THAT THEY R
UNPREDICTABLE...
YES THEY ARE...
UFF THEY ARE..
WHY THEY ARE...
WOW
THEY ARE...
Now this comment was written just
after watching the ‘AB NAA JAA’ moment...it was my way of praising the people
with whom I have always shared my own kind of ARSHI relationship--the ‘love n
hate’ relationship ,actually ‘hate’ is a very strong word..’CVs’ and ‘me’
always shared a ‘respect and anger’ relationship where
“RESPECT DOOR JAANE NA DE AUR GUSSA
PAAS AANE NA DE”
Yeahhhh I RESPECT THEM *yes i do
tabby—wink wink* bcoz they r the ones who gifted me MY ARSHI , how can i ever
forget that.
But then
they were the ones responsible for the majority of my irritated and impatient
moments, ofcourse the honour of most impatient moments goes to the period just
after their marriage when Mr. And Mrs. Raizada acted more like detectives than
love birds*exasperated*....well they made me write ..
“TING TRING..TING TING
TRING........TINGTINGTRINGGGGGGGGGGGG*detective music*
MR. & MRS. RAIZADA-NEW DETECTIVES IN
TOWN....
SHYAMU'S COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN...
HAHAHAHA...*thats my dracula laugh*
And this
“SuhaagRaat
is an old unnoticed, unfulfilled, manipulated and highly overrated demand of
our ARSHI-UNION which has been rejected at the discussion table of the zoo *4
lions* mgmt citing scene 421 as the reason...yet to keep us hanging
there till the KING OF JUNGLE LEAVES THE ZOO TO TRY HIS LUCK IN THE BIG BIG
BOLLYWOOD JUNGLE..they keep showing the "small mercies" RVs and we as
sincere employees/animal lovers/passer-bys accept these "small mercies RVs"
with open hearts and keep doing our shares of oooooo s,ahhhh s
and awwww s bcoz we r in love with this raizada zoo animals spally our lion
arnav,lioness khushi,monkey NK,cow anjali,mama bear nani ,colourful parakeet
mamiji & baby tiger aarav and yes yes even mouse HP..."
HeHeHe...The
above mentioned comment was written in my ‘JUNGLE
MODE’....
Speaking
of modes, I have way too many of them..ofcourse my most fav one is my ‘PHOENIX MODE’ the one in which SOBTI
gives me heart attacks just because of him being his usual sexy self and I die
fan-girling about him but then resurrect myself just like a phoenix to once
again die a slow sexy arnavlicious death...phewww BARUNOMY ROCKS....
My most
aroused comment*g-wink* about sobti is more of a statement than a comment...
There is a superman, there is a
batman, there is a spiderman.. arnav is our “ISHQMAN”.
And to
avoid my frequent resurrections, I have often requested this damn ishqman to
stop being so breathtaking..ofcourse in my own dramtically filmy way,for
example...
“OK
HOTWA....STOP IT NOW*ASR TONES*... WE ALL AGREE
THAT U R SEXINESS PERSONIFIED BUT AB BUS BHI KARO...............MY GOOSEBUMPS R
TURNING INTO BLISTERS WITH UR HOTNESS....DAMN UR HUSKY VOICE ...DAMN UR SEXY
EYES AND DAMN UR NAUGHTY WAYS..
I AM
A PUDDLE OF GOO..WHAT TO DO..DAMMIT..WHAT TO DO..”
Ok, restraining
myself from converting this supposedly fun post to a chapter on my arnav
drooling....lets talk about fishes...
Hehehe..now
don’t get me wrong..its not that I have suddenly turned into a big animal lover
or anything *considering my blah-blah about jungles & zoos*..its just that
fishes hold a special place in heart of every arshian...some of us were jealous
of these silent creatures ‘that night..some of us were elated for them ‘that’
night and some of us were cursing their luck for not being one ‘that’ night but
most importantly all of us wanted to be a fish ’that’ night and if u r a true
arshian then I don’t need to explain ‘what’ night I am referring to *g-wink*
Now, as
many of us , who are not yet full aware of ways of life*ahem ahem* or of ways
of our tellyworld , choose to believe that nothing happened ‘that’ night..my
darling ‘sri’ was forced to right the following sanki comment...
“Get
the motherfucking goldfish in the stand, it needs to be interrogated *turns to
the crowd* who here speaks fish?...”
Fishes do became very popular that
time around *Hehehe* and well all these silly confusions irritated me sooo much
that I was forced to open a club called “THEY
HAVE DONE IT CLUB” and ofcourse if I
was the founder members of the club then
‘sri’ was the general secretary..and all those who choose to be a member of our
club were our favourite people ..here is my opening speech for the club...
“I
dont understand whats the confusion in this??????they should have shown two
flowers kissing, thundering of lights, a big glowing fire...........maybe these
clichés would have made these non believers understand.... *stamping my foot* I
am, hereby, opening "THEY HAVE DONE IT" CLUB..all those in favour of
it being more than a kiss are invited to join, we will not give any more
justification for a simple " all in front of ur eyes" scene followed
by a guilt and concern filled question "tum theek ho" which was
replied as "NO REGRETS" .......”
And here
are sri’s supporting comments..
“O.O
some people "still" have
doubts??? Ufff.., de-nial is NOT just a river in Egypt. how more specific do
you want them to get, I mean the dude opened her blouse, he lifted her saree,
he's lying on top of her, he's kissing the living daylights out of her, he
asked if she regrets last night, what more can he do??? they can't give you a
soft porn on arnav khushi!! its still INDIAN television, there is a censor
board and shit!! ...”
Ok...after this ‘CLUB N FISHES’
section.. if u r still not convinced about the heights of xaggerations my mind
can reach... then read the following....
Name of the game: 'ASR' vs 'all
ladies of the serial'
Motto of ladies team: Thrash khushi
Motto of ASR: Defend khushi
"HIS PATNI"
Winner: ofcourse ASR in his own
cleansweep style
and finally his prize
"HUM BHI AAPSE I LOVE YOU DAMN
IT".....
No points for guessing which scene I was referring to in this comment..well this was my first comment on YT proving my talented writing skills right from the beginning*immodesty reverts back* and rest as they say is ‘history’...
and speaking of history n
histrionics...who can ever forget raizada’s dramatic intrusion in almost all of
the ‘almost’ kisses which could have been completed. I could never understand
why ASR allowed all of them to keep strolling in his room as if it was national
geographic park. The poor man had to go to farmhouse to “DO’ the ‘DEED”..SUCH
WAS THE HEIGHT OF INVASIONS OF THEIR PRIVACY and if raizada’s were not enough
the damn Mr. India *arey wahi-- aman* was always there to fill the gaps...here
presenting my special comments created by
merger of two scenes..just imagine what if “AANE DO” was performed on arnav’s
bday.....
K demands return gift on behalf of everyone
K says DI.....ASR says MUAAAAHHHHHHHH
K says DADI....ASR says MUAAAAHHHHHHH
K says BUAJI.....ASR says MUAAAAHHHHHH
K says AMAN....ASR says WHAT THE...
USSE SALARY BHI DOON,APNE DIN KE 24 MAIN SE 20 GHANTE BHI DOON AUR AB...
K thinks OH NOOOOO WRONG MOVE...ab 29th bday tak wait karna padega aur tab tak kaam chalana padega with "AMOST KISSES","MOST KISSES" and with kisses hanging in mid air.........UFFFF.....DAMN U AMAN.."
Hehehe..and as we r on the topic of arnav’s bday....u need to read this special ‘menu’.....
Hehehe..and as we r on the topic of arnav’s bday....u need to read this special ‘menu’.....
ARNAV'S MEALS ON HIS BDAY:
Breakfast: bread and butter
Lunch: karela(bitter gourd)
Dinner:burnt jalebis'
WHAT KIND OF ''RAIZADA' IS HE???
Poor arnav baby...”Socha tha kya,Kya
ho gaya”...here presenting my take on arnav’s emotions on his birthday..
“A look at deep inside arnav's
mind.....
What do i really want????? no bday
tamasha ofcourse...
But why is everybody acting so
routinely normal as if nobody remembers it..
What do i really want? her to go all
SANKA DEVI about the day
but why the hell has she chosen today
to act all normal..
what do i really
want?for HER to wish me nicely atleast once
but why hasn't that happened and the
day is almost over.
OMG WHAT DO I
REALLY WANT
THEY KNOW,U KNOW,WE ALL KNOW BABY
U WANTED WHAT ANY NORMAL PERSON WANTS
ON BDAY...
K JUST WANTED U TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT...”
In my opinion, khushi should have
hypnotised arnav into submission for a bday party....yaa I know no one can
hypnotise MR. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA but this is how I imagined the hypnotism to
be...*really guttery thoughts await–read at ur own risk—G HINT*
“khushi will ask him to look into her
eyes...WHAT ELSE DO ASR NEED??????
she will ask him to concentrate..WHAT
ELSE DO ASR NEED??????
she will try to seek control..WHAT
ELSE DO ASR NEED??????
ASR will always want "OVER THE
TOP-IN CONTROL" khushi..” *i hope u got the g-hint*
After all
“ARNAV KE PYAAR KO KISI SABOOT KI ZAROORAT NAHIN HAI"..................WOW wow wow wow hamara rommeo chotte har episode main ek dhansoo dialogue maar hi deta hai.... And if he excelled in his dialogues then khushi excelled in her
dramatics..khushi knew the funda to get things done from A..........
"THODI NAARAZGI+ THODA CHALLENGE=TOTAL EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL"
POOR ASR he would never have thought that someday someone will pull his strings like that..his heart strings of course...Here presenting
KHUSHI'S CONTROLLING TACTICS:
A)to make him participate in fun activity(instigate him for fight,remember'pillow' game)
"THODI NAARAZGI+ THODA CHALLENGE=TOTAL EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL"
POOR ASR he would never have thought that someday someone will pull his strings like that..his heart strings of course...Here presenting
KHUSHI'S CONTROLLING TACTICS:
A)to make him participate in fun activity(instigate him for fight,remember'pillow' game)
b)when he is acting airy & full of
himself(tell him that one of his day to day habit is
annoying & add "what the" in the end.
c)when he flatly refuses(angry hone
ka naatak.100% success)
ka naatak.100% success)
d)to convince him for almost anything(slump shoulders,'pout' lips and act all sacrificing after all PATNI DHARAM JO NIBHANA HAI..)
e)when is just not cooperating at all after all above(try the ultimate..show him those tear filled doey eyes)ROFL...THNX for teaching the tricks sanka devi*winks*,will definitely use each one of them on my future husband.
And
these controlling tactics make me remember one of my comments where I discussed
about their changed equations...
“She pushes him back and grabs his
collar(instead of he pushing her back and grabbing her shoulders) WOW
He smiles(instead of frowning) WOW
He says "biwi ho tum meri,haq
hai tumhara mujh pe"(instead of saying "what the" or reminding
her about her aukat) WOW
HOW EQUATIONS HAVE CHANGED but as much
as that fights were awesome these flirtations are SUPER AWESOME....”
I don’t know whether I have
been able to bring a smile on your pretty faces or not...here’s my last attempt
in this post...this is a small snippet I wrote about Lalit Mohan*the ‘D’
director*for his fine direction of the wedding segment...
“One could feel LMs SUPERB
directional touches in this episode..presenting thoughts of entire cast for
getting their share of participation and not just stand as
mute spectators.
NANI: LM BITWA DHANYAWAD,kisi ko tho
pata hai ki in badi badi aankhon ke saath mere paas ek moonh bhi hai
PAYAL(excited to speak after so many
days):THANX LM for my departure gift TUM THODE DIN PEHLE AATE THO SHAYAD MAIN
RUK JAATI
AAKASH (honoured to be able to
support his wife in front of her mother for first time):hehe LM TUM GREAT HO
THX FOR GIVING ME THE GIFT OF SPINE
and finally
NK(jumping with joy for emoting his
first few intelligent words and that too to mami):LM BAHUT BAHUT SHURU KIYA
hehehe SORRY shukriya..
MAMAJI and luxmi are stilling looking
towards LM with their pleading eyes and saying HUMEIN BHI
INSAAF DO..”
Yaa I
suppose sarcasm is my forte too..and as I started this post with mention of my
JAANI DUSHMANS then closure of the post too demands few praises of my darling
creatives...here’s my take on
CVs BUTCHERING INSTINCTS
CVs BUTCHERING INSTINCTS
A)lets HALAL luxmi
B)lets GAAYAB mamaji
C) lets CONVERT anjali's
basic religion : from sweet, loving and understanding sister to hamesha
roti-dhoti biwi with ZABARDAST powers to faint & cry
D)lets SCARE shyamu the baby killer
with recorded baby wails and cries
sensing her to be the next one in
line, payal has ran away from murderous shooting area..
CVs are searching for new bakra these
days...SOFT TARGETS SEEM TO BE OUR VERY OWN..sanka and chotte...plz cvs NOT
THEM PLZ.
"CVs
ARSHI ka peecha chodo"......
"ARSHI-WAAD ZINDABAAD"
*this is my freedom fighter mode*
Well just could resist adding this
last one *sheepish wink*....I don’t know if I have been able to do justice to
the ‘fun’ part or not but all of u are invited to fill in the gaps and make
this post a truly fun place to be..Do share all of your favourite comic moments
of arshi and hey why only arshi..of every character of IPKKND....whether its
our own sweet n silly NK or his would
be-girlfrd BUAJI*oops—haye re nandkishore—hummooo bhi DO* or epitome of SHINING INDIA...the gr8
multidimensional MAMIJI....lets make this post our stressbuster....a place
where we will keep on returning to read all jolly comments and to add our fav
comic moments.
All of you are invited to pour your
heart out and flag of our ARSHI JOURNEY in the grandest way possible...
And
hey..dont even think that my candid confessions are over...the funny torture
continues in the next post..
”MY
CANDID CONFESSIONS—CONTINUES”
after all its collection of my comments..how can they fit in one post...
after all its collection of my comments..how can they fit in one post...
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