HAAAYE RE NANDKISHORE

ALA ALA MATWALA 

 ‘’’’NK’’’’                     

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  ‘’’’NK’’’’

GUPCHUP GUPCHUP HI KARE JAAYE YEH THO ---–

“””HINDIWAAD”””

KHUR KHUR KHUR KHUR KURAFATI KARE--

“””  ‘ASR ‘ KE SAATH””””

BUD BUD BUD BUAJI(HOYE)

KHUS KHUS KHUS KHUSHI(HOYE)

KHUSHI HI SHAYYAD ISSE BUAJI SE BACHAYI LE...

AANKHON HI AANKHON MAIN KARE BAATEIN

NK NK NK NK(HOYE)

NK NK NK (HOYE)

Hehehe...Haye re nandkishore,,,do I need to write more????

Aren’t the three golden words “HAYE RE NANDKISHORE” more than enough to define, describe and explain the character called NK alias NANHEJI alias ‘THE EVER SO CHARMING NANDKISHORE’????

Yes, maybe. But how will I maintain my status quo If I don’t explain in detail**as usual*..so here I start my first post about the most seriously cute n hopelessly lively character of IPKKND ,,,ofcourse, second in the row after our SILLINESS KI MAHAKHUMB..”MRS. KKGSR”...So as it goes...

******sudden LOUD LOUDER LOUDEST interruption*******

A mighty lady of gigantic proportions appear out of nowhere and exclaims,”””HAT JAO SAB..HAT JAO SAB...SUNA HAI YAHAN HAMRE NANDKISHORE KE BAARE MAIN BAAT HO RAHI HAI BABUA...”””.

ABF *with most shocked ASR expressions*,””””BUAJI,AAP???? AAP YAHAN????

BUAJI,”””Kaise ho duplicate ASR urf ABF?? ”haye re nandkishore..kya re babua...itna bhi nahin samjhat ho kya...

MERI LAMBI CHOTI KE NAZAARE..

MERE LAAL GAMCHE KE ISHAARE...

MERI ANOKHI BAATON KE BINA RE

KAUN HAI JO NANDKISHORE KA NAAM PUKARE????

ABF,””ahem—ahem,galti ho gayi buaji...wiase tho I am not known to accept my mistakes that easily but considering ur size and fire in those eyes..I being on a little intelligent side duly accept the error and welcome u to..*sudden confused ASR looks*...ofcourse,I welcome u to the blog  buaji but how r u proposing to contribute???

BUAJI,””’suna hai ABF babua,,tumhe sher-o shayari ka bahut shauk *hobby* hai,tho phir suno....

ZIKR HOTA HAI JAB ‘NANDKISHORE’ KA....

(Whenever NANDKISHORE is discussed)

MERE JALWAON KI BAAT HOTI HAI...

(My Antics are discussed to)

JAHAN HOTE HAIN HUMRE NANDKISHORE....

(Wherever my NANDKISHORE is)

BUAJI BHI AAS PAAS HOTI HAIN...

(I am always nearby)

ABF :

*with standard ‘unbelievable’ wala ASR tone n expressions*...”OOOKKK”

“Buaji, AAP THO BUS AAP HI HAIN.....but still the question persists , how r u proposing to contribute?

BUAJI, ”you go ahead ABF babua, I will keep on giving my special inputs in between spally at the points which will need description of my beloved NANDKISHORE”.

*********interruption ends for now with a promise of sudden re-entries all along the post--ufffff******

My expressions about these sudden developments....

Do I need to say who am I --out of the two characters shown...

Ahhhh.... coming back to the topic ‘meant-to-be’

 NK WAS THE SOOTHING BREEZE

THE FEELING LIKE THE MELTING CHEESE

NK SE HUI HAR ‘MUKKA-LAAT’ OOOPS ‘MULAQAAT’

WAS FULL OF LAUGHTER INFINITE

HE WAS MOST ADORABLE TO THE CORE

THE ONE & ONLY 

‘NANDKISHORE”

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BUAJI,’’haye re nandkishore...abf babua..JEEYAT RAHO BABUA JEEYAT RAHO”

ABF,’’gee thanx buaji *ASR awkwardness*

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FIRST OF ALL THE INTRODUCTIONS....how can you be casted into IPKKND and don’t have many names to go by....nahhh so much against the naming policies prevailing at our beloved show...so right from the very start...the guy had so many names...each reflecting a facet of his character....

In his own words,,,,HE WAS “NK”...short n sweet....the nickname  characterizing his most basic and the BEST quality...he was a man of no complications...no implications and yes...no justifications too *wicked hint*.

He believed in the simplicity of emotions, treated life  as a beautiful picture in motion, and just held the notion of ‘LETS GO PARTY TONIGHT” quite close to his heart....

Dont we all wanna be like tht only...free of all stresses...free of all hitches.. free of all self induced worries & real world induced tensions...just “HAPPY GO LUCKY”.

ISNT “BEING NK” OUR MOST ULTIMATE CRAVING???

OFCOURSE IT IS....

Maybe thats the reason he was an INSTANT HIT.  We all simply adored him from the very start bcoz he was what what we too wanna become somehow n for some silly selfish reasons....

He touched those cores of our being,

which are often ignored unseen.

He symbolised that part of our soul,

which is often left uncared for.

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BUAJI,,*sob sob*...rual diya na humein abf babua...kahe ko aisi heart touching words likhte ho???

ABF,,,”gee thanx buaji” *ASR STYLE SHYNESS—often felt when in vicinity of buaji*

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For Khushi...he was NANHEJI... simple nickname yet so symbolic if interpreted correctly..YAA people, even this name had symbolism attached to it.

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BUAJI,,”ABF babua tum kitab likh daalo---“SYMBOLISM SAMJHANE KE 100 TAREEKE”

ABF,,,”KYA KAROON BUAJI---“I AM LIKE THIS ONLY,MAIN THO  AIVENHEE HI REHNA”  *dancing yamla pagla dance*

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The way khushi addressed NK was enough to describe the understanding they shared.

Of all the relationships explored in the show..the relationship shared between Khushi and NK  WAS THE MOST UINQUE ONE...the most novel idea brought in by any show..maybe even the creators had not visualized it to be SUCH A BEAUTY in the beginning...but gradually their relationship or friendship or if I can dare to say companionship turned out to be one of the biggest USPs of IPKKND.

I may always stay at loggerheads with the creative blokes but just simply respect them for this particular DOSTI...for first time on any Indian telly show..a girl and a guy were “JUST FRIENDS”..simple platonic friends who were there for each other in every thick n thin..

KHUSHI was always there to act as NK’s hindi dictionary..often catching the thought correctly behind his ‘EVER SO JUMBLED’ attempts at hindi..a friend who never judged him for his kindaa eccentricities and accepted him the way he was---in the most non -judgemental way.

As for NK ,he was the most supportive friend a girl could have..always turned up when khushi needed support. He may have started off on the wrong foot with some 'OTHER' kindaa thoughts for khushi but later continued it with all the correct inputs....

HE WAS TRULY A FRIEND IN NEED AND FRIEND IN EVERY SILLY DEED.

He was there for her not only during tough times like the kidnapping track, ‘SHYAMU GHERO ABHIYAAN’  but was also most active member of “KKGSR SANAK CLUB” with buaji and mamiji being the other two worthy members...

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BUAJI,,,,”hummm...buaji ka mazaak banavat ho abf babua..koi nahin banaye liyo..but yeahhh you are so right...ISLIYE THO BANATI THI DONO KI ITNI..DONO POORE SANAKEEEYY  HUE JO THE”

ABF,,,”thanx for the royal support buaji...*why do I feel like killing myself right now—how long r these intelligent remarks going to continue*

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Khushi always asked for NK ONLY whenever she was upto some silly trick of  “HER ISHTYLE”...

--whether it was serving of LASSI at ASR  style cocktail party of PAYAASH or shud I say “MOORGE KI POONCH” in NK’s words......

--or it was being her dance partner for practising for the “CHAAYAGEET” arey...sangeet aur kya...

--or it was helping her out in “HOW TO MAKE ARNAV WEAR KURTA “ mission at KAKSHABANDHAN...*arey RAKSHABANDHAN aur kya*

Ahhhh the SANAK list continues....

KHUSHI once said to NK,,,,

”AAP CHOCOLATE TYPE KE HO AUR HUM JALEBI TYPE KE”...

hehehe weren’t they just like that only...

KHUSHI & NK

TWO BRANDS OF  SAME PRODUCT

KHUSHI WAS THE FEMALE VERSION OF NK

NK WAS THE MALE VERSION OF KHUSHI

Maybe thats why they clicked so beautifully

KHUSHI AND NK WERE ALWAYS GAY IN EACH OTHER’S COMPANY,,,WITHOUT BEING GAY *hehehe-so wanted to write this punchline—me guttery me*

Many a times various IPKKND fan fiction writers end up making a couple out of Khushi n NK in various situations n circumstances...NK is often viewed as the only substitute left for Khushi if there had been “NO ARNAV”..**ohhh even writing these words hurt me to the core**

First of all, it does not go with my ever so feminist fundas..”WHY DO A GIRL ALWAYS NEED A MAN YAAR???DOESNT SHE HAVE ENOUGH WITHIN HER TO LIVE LIFE COMPLETELY N HAPPILY AT HER OWN TERMS” and second “why they r always after NK n KHUSHI only..THEIR PLATONIC DOSTI IS THEIR BIGGEST STRENGTH N ‘WOW’ FACTOR-LEAVE THEM ALONE ..PUHLEEEZZ.

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Buaji,,,,”””ABF Babua...it appears that like always in the flow of ur emotions u lost the direction...disha se bhatak gaye lagte ho babua”””

ABF,,,”””OHHHH Buaji..Thanx for pulling me back..serious wala---“HAYE RE NANDKISHORE”

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There was one person who called him by his original name only ...”NANDKISHORE”...but the way it was said always left him in doldrums and us in splits....

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ABF,,,,”Yes ITS FINALLY UR TURN BUAJI....*naughty wink*

BUAJI,,,***showing her type of shyness***

“Haye re nandkishore>>>>OOOPS.....HAAYE RE ABF....”

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I need a new dictionary to define the couple--BUAJI & NK in one word..

NK--Buaji ultimate fantasy...her DREAM-MAN... Her deity’s special avatar sent for HER only...*hahahaha*

The only person in the whole wide world to whom buaji was always ready to say...”HUMHO...DO....” anytime...EVERYTIME  * mischievous wink*

IT WAS ALWAYS THE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..OOPS THE FIRST CALL *for buaji ofcourse*,,,where buaji thought that his beloved deity had came spally to earth for her eyes only..and wasnt she  soo correct as always *guys she is here only...I have to act sweet*....

She was NK’s most loyal admirer & most sincere suitor * DEVILISH WINK*

As for NK...well...if he had actually read the above lines then hamara tho NAGDA HO JAATA NAGDA...hehehe,,,,JHAGDA guys as in ‘QUARREL ’       

NK’s most famous and ardent reaction to buaji’s every manoeuvre was......

NAHHHHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

And well all the other young gang of the house used this weakness of him against him in many a circumstances...

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BUAJI,,,”””Ka kahein ABF Babua..nandkishore babua kabhi humein samjh hi nahin paaye””””

ABF,,**with most serious expressions**

”””so true buaji..so true  *impish smirk*

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He may have been the top contender for “IPKKND's MOST NAMED CHARACTER” AWARD  but the name given by him to mighty ASR was ....OUT OF THIS WORLD TYPES...hehehe...

well it so easily won the “IPKKND's MOST LOVED NAME” AWARD....

“NANNAV MERE BHAI...”

The name so easily crossed the threshold levels of being ULTIMATE CUTE & DEAD HILARIOUS but the way he said it... the best expression tht comes to my mind is ...PREPOSTEROUSLY DELIGHTFUL...

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Buaji,,,”Hamre Nandkishore hain hi aise..BHOLE AUR NATKHAT....”

ABF---**The same expressions as of ASR when he heard the word ”NANNAV”””**

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The first time I heard these words ...my first reaction was the most mirthful...”WHAT THE”

AND ASR's REACTIONS....well less said about them is the best said....hahaha....*laughing uncontrollably*

NK once said to ASR...”NANNAV AAJ TUMHARE PAAS PASTA HAI..WINE HAI...PARTY HAI...” aur mere paas...???? Well....NK ke paas PHD hai in the subject ....

“HOW TO IRRITATE MR. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA”

Poor ASR..if KHUSHI was not enough to get on his nerves...

The way in which ASR's jawline tightened...his eyes started simmering with anger and his entire body language went in the stage of exasperation..well the reactions were all very similar to his “UNBELIEVABLE” mode of expressions kept booked for Khushi

“Khushi Kumari Gupta ke baad tum pehle insaan ho jiske liye main yeh  keh raha hoon—UNBELIEVABLE”

NK’s Reply....”Ohhhh” ****with most understanding wala expressions***

HeHeHe....

But then there was a slight difference..When KHUSHI made ASR reach this stage there was always a deep sexual tension involved *after all ASR is a man with very virile instincts---guttery wink*

But in instances where NK was the reason for ASR's enragements...the thoughts that generally crossed ASR's mind--*IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I CAN BE SPARED OF ONE RANDOM MURDER DONE FOR  MAINTAINEANCE OF MY SANITY*

And with this thought in his head....he emanated ‘KUAAN’..ooopppsss....’dhuaan’ from his naak... and ‘RUAAN’ from his kaan....hehhehe

*don’t even ask what ‘RUAAN’ means..even NK doesn’t have answer to that--naughty wink*

But then despite all this, ASR too turned upto NK only when he needed help in PATAOING BACK KHUSHI during the redemption track..Prima facie it may appear that our ever-so-selfless NK himself offered his ever-so-intelligent inputs to ASR...

But there are many instances to prove that deep down even ASR seeked NK's help only. e.g. When khushi refused to accept the sari gfifted to her by ASR..arnav too went sulking to his 6 a.m. Friend “NANDKISHORE” only..and nandkishore so brilliantly soothed him down with HIS JIGSAW INSPIRED HINDI words...

After all he was ...”EK TEER SE DO SHIKAARI”

The man responsible for contributing maximum to the revenues of every chips manufacturing company in India, relished not only his food *which included almost everything* but RELISHED IN LIFE TOO....

He treated life as “BATASHA”...arey “Patakha”

*’cracker’ u foreigners u--WINK*

No one could remain JAANBAAZ with him for long

***UFF Lagta hai I would have to complete this post soon-otherwise my hindi is going to get ruined for life..already its not tht good***

I meant “No one could remain ‘NAARAAZ’ with him for long”

THE ONLY GUY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WHO COULD GET “LOVARIA” FROM BITING OF A MOSQUITO...

He once said,,”Main parvat badlata rehta hoon””””

Socho socho..think think..and reply WHAT DOES IT MEAN????

HaHaHa...You all need a NK dictionary to understand NK hindi...

People change ‘karvat’ **sides** in the night..he changed mountains...*as in parvat*..

FOR NK everything was always...” BAHUT BUDIYA”...

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BUAJI,,,’’’Kya re ABF Babua...lagta hai tum sab arshi crazy bachoon Ki ‘SPECIAL NK-HINDI’ class laga rahe ho””””

ABF,,,”yeahhh buaji...its something like that only ....they all needed revision in their NK-GYAAN

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NK --Our  super stylish dude had oodles of PIZZAZZ.. and abundance of ZEST....

He summarized his life funda in few words..

” JO DARR GAYA WOH GHAR GAYA”

Only NK had the guts to stand upto ASR after khushi and bear ASR’s GHUSSSAAA.....after all he too was never

“”””ASR”s gulzaar or his ghhhussse ki mumtaaz””””

HeHeHe...

If after khushi,,,,anyone handled ASR in his KHISKA HUA MOODS  superbly---IT WAS NK....It was him only who made ASR reached a stage where he started corrected NK’s hindi in right earnest..

Well..He was the MOST ADORABLE MALE DOLL....of ARSHI House ...who kept Karvachath fast to get a good wife..wasnt he just ultra adorable....*cheek pulling modes*

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BUAJI ,,,,””””sahi kaha ABF Babua...agar zindagi main khus rehne ka koi CHARPAAI  hai...tho bus humre ‘Nandkishore’ ko hi pata  hai”””””

ABF,,,””UPAAI buaji...UPAAI...as in “Solution”....lagta hai post read karte karte aap ki hindi ka bhi KAWOON KA JALSA ho gaya...Lagta hai NK ka JHADOOOO oops “Jadoo” chal gaya””””

Buaji,,,*blushing* I am always under my Nandkishore’s magic ..

ABF,,,”””PLEASE BHAGGU ---UTHA LO MUJHE—RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW””””

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NK was a bundle of many good virtues but most importantly he was the sole initiator of a feeling unknown to our mighty ASR---“JEALOUSY”.

He was the one who made ASR realize,

How it feels to be on the ‘COVETOUS ’ side,

He made ASR realize the implication of color “ Green”

He was the one who brought in the POSSESIVE gleam

He is the one we must all THANK

Bcoz he made ASR realize how it feels to be left BLANK 

Hehehe *sudden evil energy*

His beginning wala infatuation with Khushi...contributed such a great deal in making ASR realize that he too possessed a “KHUSHI SIRF MERI HAI” attitude...

When NK took khushi for a TAREEKH *date*....ASR felt like drowning him into a lake...

More NK tried it out with khushi..more ASR realized his LOVE for her..so NK deserves a big thank you guys...

And yeah I need to thank him too..ONE BIG WALA THANK YOU .

AFTER ALL,HE IS THE INVENTOR OF THE NAME FOR MOST FAMOUS, MOST VISITED & MOST COMMENTED POST ON THE BLOG....

one needs to be a NK to translate 'a bachelor's party' into...

<<<<<KAWOON KA JALSA>>>>>>

If half of the credit for its success goes to all u miraculously sweet  & ARSHI crazy readers, the rest half of the credit goes to NK only

*arey dont get offended u serious wala crazy contributors...we can always negotiate the percentages involved—manager wala wink*

HE WAS SILLIEST CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST.

ISS NK KO KYA NAAM DOON???????

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BUAJI,,,”””Kya re ABF babua...hamre nandkishore ki leg pulling karte ho....dont you know..HE IS THE BEST””””

ABF,,,,I AGREE BUAJI...I AGREE****naughtiest ever smirk***

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Well....  NK is such a tremendous personality that I can go on & on..but for now I will end my crazy bakwaas with the words...SHURU KIYA..SHURU-KIYA...oops..hehehe...

SHUKRIYA TO ALL...

Ofcourse..Till the next,

In my next post u all r going to the Raizada Mansion to meet “GAREEBZADAS”

Indeed, we need the mode of conveyance to reach there ..so what..chennai express oops ABF EXPRESS hai na...

JOIN THE BLOG AND HOP ON THE EXPRESS......yipeeeeeeeeee

P.S. this is the only place in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD where buaji ever spoke in English...just imagine that n laugh out loud..

P.P.S

For those who r thinking why this sudden essay on NK *it seems I have developed a very sanki habit of starting backwards and ending firstwards—reasons of the post are being explained at the end—well all I can say is that—HIGH LEVELS OF CREATIVITIES OFTEN RESULT IN HIGH LEVEL OF SANAKS***hehehehe --IMMODESTY IS FREE OF COST.

Well..the reason..its my kindaa BIRTHDAY gift to one of my sweetest friends...

SHE IS GIRL WITH THE MANY NAMES...

*just like NK*

SHE IS LADY WITH THE GOLDEN HEART...

*just like NK---heart not gender*

SHE IS BEST SUPPORTER OF MY SANAKS...

*just like NK was of khushi’s*

SHE IS BEST BALM TO MY 'ALWAYS READY TO ERUPT” ANGER

*just like NK was of ASR's*

SHE IS MY ONE & ONLY

MEMYKISHORE

****hehehe---haye re nandkishore****

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING MEMY

My gemy femy chintamani...

You are surprisingly funny, instantaneously genuine and undoubtedly AN ARSHIAN .

We named her NK once ...while chatting out at our usual adda at YT..but WOW...WASNT THAT THE MOST PERFECT CHOICE...she did turned out to be an NK for me after all...always supporting me blindly in all my pagalpantis and being there for me in the most motivational way possible...

Now u know memy..why I have been calling you memykishore for last soo many days *hint wala wink*

I LOVE YOU GIRL...LOTS N LOTS WAALA...

Heres a small gift for you my desi NK....

ENJOYYYYYYYY

*one day I will do understand the concept of P.S. sections...spally their first and foremost feature that they r supposed to be short---hehehe*

and with this I end my yet another long crazy speech....no prizes for guessing who this post was dedicated to...

“MEMYARSHI”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING MEMY