ARSHIYAAN~~'''ASR''' VS. '''DEVI MAIYYA'''

If only

GOD would have been on TWITTER....

Then we could have TRENDED our pains....

If only

GOD would have been on FACEBOOK....

Then we could have SHARED our sorrows....

If only

GOD would have been on YOUTUBE....

Then we could have UPLOADED our  agonies....

If only

GOD would have been on IF

Then we could have POSTED our hurts...

If only

GOD would have been on GOOGLE PLUS...

Then we could have +1’ED our faith....

If only

GOD was not VIRTUAL as all the above....

If only

GOD WOULD HAVE BEEN A HUMAN

Then ......then only he would have known that ....

ITS MORE BRAVE TO BE A HUMAN.

Then maybe the ARNAV living within ASR could have been more prominent.

Then maybe ARNAV could have been saved from all the pain...all the sorrows...all the agonies...all the hurts..and could have believed in the concept called FAITH....

If GOD is a GUITAR...then FAITH resembles those loose delicate strings which are the CORE part of it...

IF correct playing of the strings of faith can produce MOST SYMPHONICALLY BEAUTIFUL sounds of GOD...

THEN a simple wrong tremble of them,,,can create the most inaudible BAD MUSIC too... BAD COMPOSITION OF FAITH....

And somehow..in case of ARNAV...these strings of faith were not only played bad but were snapped broken within JUST few moments by ill crossed fate...turning him into a HATER...

HATER OF SOUNDS OF

GOD

HATER OF COMPOSITIONS OF

FAITH

HATER OF MUSIC CALLED

ALMIGHTY.

NO ONE CAN DEFINE GOD MORE BEAUTIFULLY THAN AN ATHEIST ......yeahhh believe me its true....

U just need to vice versa his every thought n belief...*winks*

GOD is the most researched topic of an atheist only...

And so was the case of our very own mighty ASR...although he was very adamant in his every belief..but his research about the GOD was most INTACT n CONCISE.

He had created a list of all things GOD usually fails to achieve *as per ‘him’ ofcourse* and all wrongdoings for which GOD is the only one to be blamed...and as I said...one just needed to transpose his words .....

Usually, MOTHERS’ are the angels send by GOD to create this transposition in the minds of atheists...but as in our ASR’s case, loss of his mother was the primary cause of him turning into a non-believer...GOD send another angel to do the REVERSAL....

GOD send KHUSHI.

KHUSHI...THE MOST PERFECT TRANSPOSITION NEEDED IN ASR’S LIFE.

HIS PERFECT BALANCE.

God is a smart guy after all....OR a girl in case of DEVI MAIYYA...*hehehe*

She...the most earnest disciple of her DEVI MAIYYA.

She...who spent her entire day contributing to the BRAND EQUITY of her DEVI MAIYYA.

SHE....A ‘BELIEVER PAR EXCELLENCE’.

Who else could have GOD chosen---after all no one can beat GOD in “SENSE OF HUMOUR”---here was the perfect example of the same.

TO MAKE A PERFECT ATHEIST FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERFECT BELIEVER....now thats’  GOD’s  style of KINKY humour...ISNT’T IT???

USUALLY,OPPOSITES BEHAVE LIKE MAGNETS...wandering within their field of electromagnetics...***ooops...sexual tension in case of our ever-so contrasting couple***

TOO RESISTANT TO BE JOINED.

EQUALLY RESISTANT TO BE SEPERATED.

Didn’t ASR and KHUSHI behaved just like MAGNETS whenever they met?????

HERES’ the EXAMPLE.....

WELCOME ALL TO THE NEXT ARSHIYAAN........

This is where electromagnetic currents start flowing between our two magnets in full force...

If “DORI SCENE” was TOO HOT TO HANDLE  for many guttery reasons...then this one was HEATED in its approach..their first actual haughty conversation where GOD was not only the reason but the result too.

****try... try ...try to decipher this line..and I will give u the

“”””””‘I CALL MYSELF INTELLIGENT””””’ AWARD....

BTW I agree its a long name for an award****

This is where poor darling GOD was DEFINED and REDFINED many a times.

And Khushi ended up paying the prices for her beliefs.

WELL before starting my ever so crazy analysis....first of all...let me say my SORRY to KHUSHI.....

Arey simple yaar...she had been facing the cruel heat of ASR’s eyes  since the last ARSHIYAAN post where I once again falsely promised to be back soon....it has been three months now...sorry baby ,I kept u waiting or shud I say hyperventilating....

She was  still panting after her “I CAN BE MILKHA TOO” run and ASR already started his “I AM A SEX BOMB” walk.

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OHHHHH IHSQMAN SOBTI....

If there is a tablet to create ur husky voice

Then do tell me as I will stuff mouth of my ‘would be’ with the same

Believe me///DRUG OVERDOSE can be logical sometimes—hehehe

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My sobtian heart was still recovering from the gutter inducing walk when he started writing another chapter of AAUKAT chronicle in that VELVETY LIKE SEX voice of his.....SHEER TORTUORUS MURDER INSTINCTS OF ISHQMAN...

AHEM AHEM...somehow getting myself out of my BARUNOMY....

“””””APNI AUKAAT MAIN RAHA KARO””””””

One day she will live in your heart... u silly man...AUKAAT KYA CHEEZ HAI...

And here came the most cutely aggressive sqeak from our jhansi ki rani KHUSHI...

‘’’’’’’AUKKAT KI BAAT KAR RAHA HAI’’’’’’

Hahhha...KHUSHI---THE MOST FEARFULLY BINDAAS GIRL..

*yeahhhh I know its the most crazy expression ...how can one be both bindaas & fearful at the same time..

but just have a look at her .....

DISORIENTED body language

combined with

HIGHLY ORIENTED beliefs.

BAD HAIR DAY

combined with

BEST VOCAL CHORDS day

and finally...

SCARED HEART

combined with

MOST BRAVE MIND

And yup....u will have to agree with this yet another silly expression of mine that FEARFULLY BINDAAS people do exist--hehehe*

She was dead scared of his overpowering personality but was still the ever so valiant person to have ever entered our HERO’s Life...

She not just checked herself from saying the AAUKAT word but also tried to give him HER piece of mind and was so engrossed in her own tit bits of intelligencers while following him that she didn’t even noticed his sudden halt ...ahhhh I JUST LOVED HER SUDDEN RESISTANCE..khushi as always...innocent yet assertive.

And he turned *loved that slow turn with sexy broody looks* and asked in his very own sly ASR ways...

“KYUN..KYA KIYA MAINE”....

Ahhhhhh...u ASR u...as if u didn’t knew...

The entire DORI scene flew in front of khushi’s eyes but she still maintained her stand ....

Ahhhhh...SHE amazed him ....TO THE DEPTH OF HIS CORE.

And most of all..SHE amazed ‘US’ the audiences....here was a heroine who was scared like hell but was still standing strong. She as all others had easy availability of tht most famous TELLYWORLD GLYCERINE BOTTLE  but instead of using it..SHE was not only giving him DARING looks but ranting some BOLD comments of her own...yes ....SHE WAS INDEED DIFFERENT.

Defending her darling DEVI MAIYYA with all her energy n guts....she was somehow redefining TELLYWOOD LOGICS...

And we THE AUDIENCE suddenly realized that we were in the last over of a very interesting 20-20 cricket match...

Here was the ball....

“PAR AAP BHAGWAAN SE BADE THO NAHIN HO SAKTE NA..AAJ AAP JO KUCH BHI HAIN BHAGWAAN KI WAJAH SE HAIN”

Ofcourse...ASR wouldn’t be called so if he would have shown any kindaa support to this statement so as obvious..he rejected the statement outrightly...

So here was ASR kindaa response with BAT of his barbed words...

“MAIN AAJ JO KUCH BHI HOON,US SE USKA KOI LENA DENA NAHIN HAI”

And she uttered the most naive question....

USKA...USKA KISKA????

Now thats called a GOOGLY....Hahhaha...only khushi could have asked this question with such sheer simplicity.

        

And as I said...one just needs to give a slight poke only to the agnostic views of a atheist....

First of all an atheist defines WHAT IS AN AGNOISTIC MAN???

In ASR’s own self obsessed words...

·ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA MAKES HIS OWN DESTINY

·ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA WRITES HIS OWN FUTURE

·ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA DOESNT SPARES A BELIEVER

Then his entire PHD THESIS on the subject called GOD pours out ...

or should I say..ASR FIRED HIS SIXER...

Here are few most OBVIOUS excerpts of the THESIS...

·       GOD EQUALS PAIN

·       GOD IS LESS THAN MONEY

·       MONEY IS DIERCTLY PROPORTIONAL TO POWER

****And hey..u need to transpose the words only...JUST REMEMBER THAT...winks****

He may have said to her in the most sexily threatening tones to never cross his path otherwise even her darling devi maiyya wouldn’t be able to save her..and she may have appeared scared to the core...

<<<BUT>>>

<<<BUT>>>>

<<<BUT>>>

AGAR...JO DHAMKI DENE SE BAAZ NA AAYE

WOH ‘ASR’ NAHIN.....

THO PHIR...JO DHAMKI SUN KAR DARR JAAYE

WOH KHUSHI NAHIN....

Hahahaha....*****the Dracula laugh*****

Here came KHUSHI’S first HAAAWWW ***the silent one*** and her LAST BALL...

·       If GOD IS EQUAL TO PAIN THEN HE EQUALS THE CURE TOO

·       NO MONEY CAN EVER EQUAL GOD

·       NO POWER CAN EVER EQUAL GOD

·       GOD BUILDS THE DESTINY

·       GOD CREATES THE FUTURE

·   GOD IS ALWAYS THERE FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE

AND FINALLY....

NO ONE CAN EVER BE MORE POWERFUL THAN GOD..NOT EVEN “ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA”....PERIOD.

             <<<<<CLEAN BOWLED>>>>>   

As I said....THE PERFECT TRANSPOSITION...KYUN HAI NA???

Phewwwww.....If such was the intensity of Khushi’s last few words..that we all were sitting straight in our seats then just imagine the temperature of ASR’s rage.

His eyes SAID IT ALL....

The fearfully bindaas girl may have returned from her BOLD trip...picked up her cricket gear..***her ever so bubbly chappal yaar..which was having its own story throughout the scene*** and buzzed off like an intelligent winner...

BUT..

TOURNAMENT ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE DOST

Ahhhhh...and this is how deeply embossed  ARSHI is within me...I CANT EVEN CONTAIN ONE SCENE IN ONE POST ANY MORE...phewwwwwwwww

It appears that one long essay is not good enough...so here I make another false promise to return soon with the NEXT part of this scene...till then...

ARSHIYAAN ROCKS

**I wrote soo many pages and didn’t praised myself or the blog even once..how could my immodest self let that happen— ABF PARAMPARA KI JAI--naughty wink**

P.S.  No intention to hurt religious sentiments of any.