If only
GOD would
have been on TWITTER....
Then we
could have TRENDED our pains....
If only
GOD would
have been on FACEBOOK....
Then we
could have SHARED our sorrows....
If only
GOD would
have been on YOUTUBE....
Then we
could have UPLOADED our agonies....
If only
GOD would
have been on IF
Then we
could have POSTED our hurts...
If only
GOD would
have been on GOOGLE PLUS...
Then we
could have +1’ED our faith....
If only
GOD was
not VIRTUAL as all the above....
If only
GOD WOULD HAVE BEEN A HUMAN
Then ......then
only he would have known that ....
ITS MORE BRAVE TO BE A HUMAN.
Then
maybe the ARNAV living within ASR could have been more prominent.
Then
maybe ARNAV could have been saved from all the pain...all the sorrows...all the
agonies...all the hurts..and could have believed in the concept called
FAITH....
If GOD is
a GUITAR...then FAITH resembles those loose delicate strings which are the CORE
part of it...
IF
correct playing of the strings of faith can produce MOST SYMPHONICALLY
BEAUTIFUL sounds of GOD...
THEN a
simple wrong tremble of them,,,can create the most inaudible BAD MUSIC too...
BAD COMPOSITION OF FAITH....
And
somehow..in case of ARNAV...these strings of faith were not only played bad but
were snapped broken within JUST few moments by ill crossed fate...turning him
into a HATER...
HATER OF
SOUNDS OF
GOD
HATER OF
COMPOSITIONS OF
FAITH
HATER OF
MUSIC CALLED
ALMIGHTY.
NO ONE
CAN DEFINE GOD MORE BEAUTIFULLY THAN AN ATHEIST ......yeahhh believe me its
true....
U just
need to vice versa his every thought n belief...*winks*
GOD is
the most researched topic of an atheist only...
And so
was the case of our very own mighty ASR...although he was very adamant in his
every belief..but his research about the GOD was most INTACT n CONCISE.
He had
created a list of all things GOD usually fails to achieve *as per ‘him’
ofcourse* and all wrongdoings for which GOD is the only one to be blamed...and
as I said...one just needed to transpose his words .....
Usually,
MOTHERS’ are the angels send by GOD to create this transposition in the minds
of atheists...but as in our ASR’s case, loss of his mother was the primary
cause of him turning into a non-believer...GOD send another angel to do the
REVERSAL....
GOD send
KHUSHI.
KHUSHI...THE
MOST PERFECT TRANSPOSITION NEEDED IN ASR’S LIFE.
HIS
PERFECT BALANCE.
God is a
smart guy after all....OR a girl in case of DEVI MAIYYA...*hehehe*
She...the
most earnest disciple of her DEVI MAIYYA.
She...who
spent her entire day contributing to the BRAND EQUITY of her DEVI MAIYYA.
SHE....A ‘BELIEVER
PAR EXCELLENCE’.
Who else
could have GOD chosen---after all no one can beat GOD in “SENSE OF
HUMOUR”---here was the perfect example of the same.
TO MAKE A
PERFECT ATHEIST FALL IN LOVE WITH A PERFECT BELIEVER....now
thats’ GOD’s style of KINKY humour...ISNT’T IT???
USUALLY,OPPOSITES
BEHAVE LIKE MAGNETS...wandering within their field of electromagnetics...***ooops...sexual
tension in case of our ever-so contrasting couple***
TOO
RESISTANT TO BE JOINED.
EQUALLY
RESISTANT TO BE SEPERATED.
Didn’t
ASR and KHUSHI behaved just like MAGNETS whenever they met?????
HERES’
the EXAMPLE.....
WELCOME
ALL TO THE NEXT ARSHIYAAN........
This is
where electromagnetic currents start flowing between our two magnets in full
force...
If “DORI
SCENE” was TOO HOT TO HANDLE for many
guttery reasons...then this one was HEATED in its approach..their first actual
haughty conversation where GOD was not only the reason but the result too.
****try...
try ...try to decipher this line..and I will give u the
“”””””‘I CALL MYSELF INTELLIGENT””””’
AWARD....
BTW I
agree its a long name for an award****
This is
where poor darling GOD was DEFINED and REDFINED many a times.
And Khushi
ended up paying the prices for her beliefs.
WELL
before starting my ever so crazy analysis....first of all...let me say my SORRY
to KHUSHI.....
Arey
simple yaar...she had been facing the cruel heat of ASR’s eyes since the last ARSHIYAAN post where I once
again falsely promised to be back soon....it has been three months now...sorry
baby ,I kept u waiting or shud I say hyperventilating....
She
was still panting after her “I CAN BE
MILKHA TOO” run and ASR already started his “I AM A SEX BOMB” walk.
*********
OHHHHH
IHSQMAN SOBTI....
If there
is a tablet to create ur husky voice
Then do
tell me as I will stuff mouth of my ‘would be’ with the same
Believe
me///DRUG OVERDOSE can be logical sometimes—hehehe
******
My
sobtian heart was still recovering from the gutter inducing walk when he
started writing another chapter of AAUKAT chronicle in that VELVETY LIKE SEX
voice of his.....SHEER TORTUORUS MURDER INSTINCTS OF ISHQMAN...
AHEM
AHEM...somehow getting myself out of my BARUNOMY....
“””””APNI AUKAAT MAIN RAHA KARO””””””
One day
she will live in your heart... u silly man...AUKAAT KYA CHEEZ HAI...
And here
came the most cutely aggressive sqeak from our jhansi ki rani KHUSHI...
‘’’’’’’AUKKAT KI BAAT KAR RAHA HAI’’’’’’
Hahhha...KHUSHI---THE
MOST FEARFULLY BINDAAS GIRL..
*yeahhhh
I know its the most crazy expression ...how can one be both bindaas &
fearful at the same time..
but just
have a look at her .....
DISORIENTED
body language
combined with
HIGHLY
ORIENTED beliefs.
BAD HAIR
DAY
combined
with
BEST
VOCAL CHORDS day
and finally...
SCARED
HEART
combined with
MOST
BRAVE MIND
And yup....u
will have to agree with this yet another silly expression of mine that
FEARFULLY BINDAAS people do exist--hehehe*
She was
dead scared of his overpowering personality but was still the ever so valiant person
to have ever entered our HERO’s Life...
She not
just checked herself from saying the AAUKAT word but also tried to give him HER
piece of mind and was so engrossed in her own tit bits of intelligencers while
following him that she didn’t even noticed his sudden halt ...ahhhh I JUST
LOVED HER SUDDEN RESISTANCE..khushi as always...innocent yet assertive.
And he
turned *loved that slow turn with sexy broody looks* and asked in his very own
sly ASR ways...
“KYUN..KYA KIYA MAINE”....
Ahhhhhh...u
ASR u...as if u didn’t knew...
The
entire DORI scene flew in front of khushi’s eyes but she still maintained her
stand ....
Ahhhhh...SHE
amazed him ....TO THE DEPTH OF HIS CORE.
And most
of all..SHE amazed ‘US’ the audiences....here was a heroine who was scared like
hell but was still standing strong. She as all others had easy availability of
tht most famous TELLYWORLD GLYCERINE BOTTLE but instead of using it..SHE was not only
giving him DARING looks but ranting some BOLD comments of her own...yes ....SHE
WAS INDEED DIFFERENT.
Defending
her darling DEVI MAIYYA with all her energy n guts....she was somehow
redefining TELLYWOOD LOGICS...
And we THE
AUDIENCE suddenly realized that we were in the last over of a very interesting 20-20
cricket match...
Here was
the ball....
“PAR AAP BHAGWAAN SE BADE THO NAHIN HO SAKTE
NA..AAJ AAP JO KUCH BHI HAIN BHAGWAAN KI WAJAH SE HAIN”
Ofcourse...ASR
wouldn’t be called so if he would have shown any kindaa support to this
statement so as obvious..he rejected the statement outrightly...
So here
was ASR kindaa response with BAT of his barbed words...
“MAIN AAJ JO KUCH BHI HOON,US SE USKA KOI
LENA DENA NAHIN HAI”
And she
uttered the most naive question....
USKA...USKA KISKA????
Now thats
called a GOOGLY....Hahhaha...only khushi could have asked this question with
such sheer simplicity.
And as I
said...one just needs to give a slight poke only to the agnostic views of a
atheist....
First of
all an atheist defines WHAT IS AN AGNOISTIC MAN???
In ASR’s
own self obsessed words...
·ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA MAKES HIS OWN DESTINY
·ARNAV
SINGH RAIZADA WRITES HIS OWN FUTURE
·ARNAV
SINGH RAIZADA DOESNT SPARES A BELIEVER
Then his
entire PHD THESIS on the subject called GOD pours out ...
or should
I say..ASR FIRED HIS SIXER...
Here are
few most OBVIOUS excerpts of the THESIS...
· GOD
EQUALS PAIN
· GOD IS
LESS THAN MONEY
· MONEY IS DIERCTLY
PROPORTIONAL TO POWER
****And hey..u
need to transpose the words only...JUST REMEMBER THAT...winks****
He may
have said to her in the most sexily threatening tones to never cross his path
otherwise even her darling devi maiyya wouldn’t be able to save her..and she
may have appeared scared to the core...
<<<BUT>>>
<<<BUT>>>>
<<<BUT>>>
AGAR...JO
DHAMKI DENE SE BAAZ NA AAYE
WOH ‘ASR’ NAHIN.....
THO
PHIR...JO DHAMKI SUN KAR DARR JAAYE
WOH KHUSHI NAHIN....
Hahahaha....*****the
Dracula laugh*****
Here came
KHUSHI’S first HAAAWWW ***the silent one*** and her LAST BALL...
· If GOD IS
EQUAL TO PAIN THEN HE EQUALS THE CURE TOO
· NO MONEY
CAN EVER EQUAL GOD
· NO POWER
CAN EVER EQUAL GOD
· GOD
BUILDS THE DESTINY
· GOD
CREATES THE FUTURE
· GOD IS
ALWAYS THERE FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE
AND FINALLY....
NO ONE CAN EVER BE MORE POWERFUL THAN
GOD..NOT EVEN “ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA”....PERIOD.
<<<<<CLEAN
BOWLED>>>>>
As I
said....THE PERFECT TRANSPOSITION...KYUN HAI NA???
Phewwwww.....If
such was the intensity of Khushi’s last few words..that we all were sitting
straight in our seats then just imagine the temperature of ASR’s rage.
His eyes
SAID IT ALL....
The
fearfully bindaas girl may have returned from her BOLD trip...picked up her
cricket gear..***her ever so bubbly chappal yaar..which was having its own
story throughout the scene*** and buzzed off like an intelligent winner...
BUT..
TOURNAMENT
ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE DOST
Ahhhhh...and this is how deeply
embossed ARSHI is within me...I CANT
EVEN CONTAIN ONE SCENE IN ONE POST ANY MORE...phewwwwwwwww
It appears that one long essay is
not good enough...so here I make another false promise to return soon with the NEXT
part of this scene...till then...
ARSHIYAAN
ROCKS
**I wrote soo many pages and didn’t praised
myself or the blog even once..how could my immodest self let that happen— ABF
PARAMPARA KI JAI--naughty wink**
P.S. No intention to hurt religious sentiments of
any.
