ARSHIYAAN~~~THE NEW BEGINNINGS

If I was a LOVER,I would say

The most UNWANTED beginning of my love story would be HATE

If I was a READER,I would say

The most  CORNY beginning of book in my hand would be HATE

If I was an AUDIENCE,I would say

The most FORMULA beginning of any love story I watch would be HATE

But being an ARSHIAN ,I would dare say that

The most CORRECT beginning to this love story could have been  HATE

WHO CAN DENY THE ‘LOVE’ WHICH HAS THE BACKING OF HATE ITSELF....

HATING EACH OTHER *or assuming so* WAS THEIR BIGGEST SUPPORT SYSTEM IN THEIR JOURNEY TO ‘LOVE’

You now whats the best quality of Hate ....it detoxifies LOVE.

FOR   EVERRRRRRR.

MAINE ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUJHSE  NAFRAT KI,

KE TERI HAR BURI AADAT SE 

MUJHE PYAAR HO GAYA.

KUCH AISI KASHISH THI UN 

AANKHON KI BERUKHI MAIN,

KI US HIKARAT MAIN BHI MUJHE 

MOHABBAT KA DEEDAR HO GAYA.

*hehehe..I am soon going to write a book titled “ABF’S TORTURE TACTICS” and ofcourse all these tooti phooti shayaris’ of mine would find their unholy place in that book...and I hope all of u who still persist on reading my silly ramblings would spent few pence to buy that book too...itna tho bharosa hai humein aap par..aapki craziness par*

Anyways, there was a tagline to the show

“NAFRAT PAAS AANE NA DE”

“MOHABBAT DOOR JAANE NA DE”

BUT in my opinion, the vice versa suited equally,

“NAFRAT DOOR JAANE NA DE

MOHABBAT PAAS AANE NA DE”

WELL sach main yaar....understand the dark truth behind this logic and get the award for today’s post *seeing the enthusiastic response to JALEBI award, I have decided to give one award in each post of ARSHIYAAN*

AND TODAY’S AWARD IS TITLED

“THE GREAT FUNDA “ AWARD

Bcoz they sooooo sincerely observed the following funda:

“I HATE U LIKE I LOVE U”

Hatred was the glue used by god to keep sticking THEM with each other and the scared feeling of accepting their LOVE was what kept them detaching away from each other.

Anyways,,,as usual I have forgotten the main topic bcoz of my trademark lengthy introduction....which officially ends here.

For those who r still curious as to why this post has been named “THE NEW BEGINNINGS”....let me present a detailed reply *what an excuse to write long lengthy paragraph on arshi.....patting myself*

But first ,ofcourse,,,we need to re watch it...so here it goes...

The scene was itself loudly asserting to be named “THE NEW BEGINNINGS”...bcoz..WOW all major ‘ARSHI’ DISTINGUSIHING NOVELTIES started here only..

First, there was a DORI....Khushi’s most sexy possession

ASR’s urge to untie it... with his own ruthless intensity was as strong as ARNAV’S urge to retie n protect it with equally matching passion *in later stages ofcourse*

THE DAMN DORI WAS GLORIFIED BY IPKKND...

It was a character in itself which played the most unforgettable role in their love story...has it ever happened before that a physical object enjoys its own short story in the grand dynamics of events and that too in our Indian tellyworld where even the living n breathing people are used as mere puppets only ...

It was untied..it was protected..it was touched with the silkiest sexy caresses...it was remembered in the darkest of times...it was cherished in the most beautiful moments...it was gifted..it was glared ...it was retied as a symbol of possession and then one purple night,,, it was untied ,,,BY HIM ONLY..FOR HIM ONLY..*ahem ahem*

Ofcourse it goes against my feminist sensibilities...but I am in love with the moment when he grabs her with his animalistic ruthlessness and breaks the thin delicate dori...I have watched it umpteenth no. of times but I still get the goosebumps  .....and each time I watch it, I soo much want to be in her place.....I SOO MUCH WANT TO BE GRABBED BY HIM..I SOO MUCH WANT TO BE GAZED DOWN BY THOSE KILLER EYES ....AND FINALLY I DOOOO WANT MY DORI TO BE SNAPPED TOO...BY HIM OFCOURSE..*g-wink*

Ok ok..returning back from my ‘mills n boon’ track...dont u all agree that the way those beads fell on the ground creating that rumbling music was the best cinematic expression of his feelings...as if he was trying to emphasize to her to stop affecting him with her fear filled eyes and innocence filled body movements otherwise he would shred her down to pieces just like he did with the DORI....

Well enough of THE DORI SAGA for one post.....the second NEW BEGINNING was the ‘ARSHI WALK’

HE STEPPED FORWARD...

SHE STEPPED BACKWARD..

TILL THERE CAME THE WALL...

I could never decide ON WHOSE SIDE WAS THE DAMN WALL???? *finger on my temple*

Sometimes it seems to be favouring HER and sometimes HIM...

BUT MOST OF THE TIMES IT FAVOURED ‘US’

And in this particular scene,, in my opinion..it favoured HIM..PREVENTING KHUSHI FROM SHYING AWAY FROM HIS BARBED WORDS...

“AUR TUM YAHAN DAHEJ KE PAISE BANANE AAYI HO....”

“TUM JAISI LADKIYON KA KYA HAI,EK JAAYEGA DOOSRA PHANSA LENA...”

Ohhhhh man ....he was a NEW,UNIQUE AND NOVEL EXPERIENCE AFTER YEARS OF WATCHING GOODY GOODY SUGAR COATED AND SANSKAAR PRONE HEROES’...

The way he snidely remarked 

“THO TOOT JAANE DO SHAADI....” 

The words had that silencing appeal to it as if saying in bachchan style 

“KEH DIYA NA .....THO BUS KEH DIYA”

Ofcourse, their eyes had locked when she had fallen into his arms..but their first EYE TALK was stamped and duty-marked HERE only..

Yes, it was the beginning of their EYE TALKS too...

He snapped the DORI..She pulled the ribbon...

Her hair spread on her almost bare back AND WHOOOPSSS...his instant heated gaze shifted from her face to the dori-holding part of HER body....

OMG OMG...EUREKA AGAIN GUYS....WASNT THIS THE BEGINNING FOR GUTTER TOO??? *G-WINK MULTIPLIED MANIFOLD*

She turned and for first time since her ASR ORDEAL began..she dared to look into the eyes she was trying to avoid till now...and in that 1/1000^th part of a nanosecond they made their first EYE TALK...

She asked :HOW DARE U??

And He replied : HOW DARE U ASK ME ANYTHING??

She may have chosen the moment to make her EXIT..but needful had been done...MR. ASR had found his match...

And if we r on the topic of MATCHMAKING....then who could forget that one object which played the role of CUPID’S ARROW in their love story..

THEIR LOVE WAND....THE EVER STUCKING DUPATTA..

It was the most intelligent OBJECT of IPKKND *yaa it seemed to have some kind of silky brain* It always knew where to stuck..where to flow..where to fly..and where to fall....

AND IT TOO HAD ITS HUMBLE BEGINNING HERE ONLY..

The journey may have been started with IT lying crumpled beneath his feet....but still it served its purpose of adding the intensity to their story by its first interference in their life...

And then,,,,,it was the day MR. HIGH N MIGHTY ‘ASR’ started another NEW BEGINNING...

THE ‘AAUKAT CHRONICLES'

Who knew “GALTI NEEDED AN ‘AAUKAT’ TOO”...man... he was rude...

Who could have guessed at that juncture that the damn demeaning word was going to be used by our meanie boy soooo frequently as his “AVENGE” TOOL..  

 YES, it served this purpose only...

He used it not only when he wanted to impress his supremacy over her but also when he was frustrated with her for being soo pure and innocent...the word served DUAL purpose..it not only humiliated khushi..it also helped the egoistic ASR to shut up the ARNAV rising within him...

For those who r getting the impression that this is yet another post abt favouring HER and degrading HIM...let me make it very clear that I am in love with ASR MORE THAN THE ‘ARNAV’ he became..

I am in love with his ASR music....I am in love with his SCROCHING EYES...I  am in love with his RAW SEX APPEAL.....I am in love with his ‘AAUKAT DEFINING’ dialogues...

ALL MY FLAG RAISING SLOGANS OF WOMEN LIBERATION TAKE A BACKSEAT WHEN I WATCH  “MR. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA” IN HIS FULL GLORY...

The way he dropped her from his arms and pushed her to  fall on the ramp with sheer disgust...

The way he made that two –finger gesture for her to be brought as if he was the AKBAR and she the lowly QANEEZ...

The way he snapped that dori...

The way he manhandled her...

The way he pushed her around...

The way he humiliated her...

Ofcourse...those were not the proud moments of my ASR PREM but THEN I NEED TO ADMIT THT I DIDNT EVEN DISLIKED THEM THT MUCH .....even his barbarism had a NAMAK to it...making me go weak at my knees...

Ok..ok...Coming back from my ‘I LOVE ASR’ trip and hiding myself from the ASR STYLE glares of all khushi loving gals....lemme just yell as a saving grace...’’’’’BRAVO’’’’...’’’’’’BRAVO’’’’’

She was shaking like a leaf..she was embarrassed like hell..she was disturbed...she  was confused..and she was in a hurry...yet she faced him...yelled back in her squeaky voice ...defended the dignity of herself n her family...answered his ‘rapid question round’ with matching frustration...had the guts to call his unkind  remarks as ‘BAKWAAS’ .....she bravely did it all...

but then she made an unknowing mistake OOPSSS......an error of judgement...or the most natural human tendency of COMPARING WHEN LOSING THE VERBAL SPAT...  or whatever u may call it.....

SHE MADE A CONTRASTING REMARK ON HIS ‘DI’...AND AHHHHH....the hell broke loose...

Have u guys noticed...he may have been verbal but he was still maintaining the physical distance till now but then he couldn’t control his blazing self to give her the JAWAB she demanded....

ofcourse HE deserved ALL GAALIS’ OF THE WORLD IN THT MOMENT BUT DID ANJALI DESERVED THE REMARK....NAHHHHHHHHH

AND AS FOR THAT MATTER NIETHER DID PAYAL..*uff I am confused now*

I know I am opening a Pandora box of discussions..hoots n boOOOos...by writing above lines..but maybe thats my sole intention to do sooo...*naughty wink*...maybe I am acting all EVIL to wake up the writer within u all..forcing u to disagree with me n comment back ur barbed answers*sly smile*

AND BTW...I ADMIT FOR HAVE BEEN BIASED TOWARDS HIM THRU THE ENTIRE POST *kya karoon..I feel the scene belonged more to HIM then HER *.....

BUT EVEN KHUSHI STARTED ONE ‘NEW BEGINNING’ TOO..

Yaa she did...it was SHE who started the ‘BADTAMEEZI’ chit chat...which was often rightly N sarcastically  replied back as “IT HAS JUST STARTED....” and most of the times he kept his promise too by becoming more badtameez with each passing day...

More of his badtammezis’ in the posts to come..as 

ARSHIYAAN IS HERE TO STAY people...

P.S....Phew.....phewwwwww....PHEWWWWWWWWWW...tell me seriously dooston..do u think I shud get myself checked on the ARSHI-METER ...the measuring scale once mentioned by my now GAAYAB frnd GAUURRYYY.... bcoz if I can write that much abt this scene *WITH STILL A LOT OF THOUGHTS LEFT FOR FUTURE POSTS*..then what will happen when I will reach 197....*seriously introspecting for a change*

DO COMMENT PEOPLE...AND ANSWER ALL QUERIES TOO..till I return back with yet another ICONIC SCENE  *which one is not????*

**btw the last line was written in my MTV VJ mode with lots of unwanted hand movements and fully faltoo sniggering--HEHEHE**