If I was
a LOVER,I would say
The most
UNWANTED beginning of my love story would be HATE
If I was
a READER,I would say
The most CORNY beginning of book in my hand would be HATE
If I was
an AUDIENCE,I would say
The most FORMULA
beginning of any love story I watch would be HATE
But being
an ARSHIAN ,I would dare say that
The most
CORRECT beginning to this love story could have been HATE
WHO CAN
DENY THE ‘LOVE’ WHICH HAS THE BACKING OF HATE ITSELF....
HATING
EACH OTHER *or assuming so* WAS THEIR BIGGEST SUPPORT SYSTEM IN THEIR JOURNEY
TO ‘LOVE’
You now
whats the best quality of Hate ....it detoxifies LOVE.
FOR EVERRRRRRR.
MAINE ITNI
SHIDDAT SE TUJHSE NAFRAT KI,
KE TERI
HAR BURI AADAT SE
MUJHE PYAAR HO GAYA.
KUCH AISI
KASHISH THI UN
AANKHON KI BERUKHI MAIN,
KI US HIKARAT
MAIN BHI MUJHE
MOHABBAT KA DEEDAR HO GAYA.
*hehehe..I
am soon going to write a book titled “ABF’S
TORTURE TACTICS” and ofcourse all these tooti phooti shayaris’ of mine
would find their unholy place in that book...and I hope all of u who still
persist on reading my silly ramblings would spent few pence to buy that book
too...itna tho bharosa hai humein aap par..aapki craziness par*
Anyways, there
was a tagline to the show
“NAFRAT
PAAS AANE NA DE”
“MOHABBAT
DOOR JAANE NA DE”
BUT in my
opinion, the vice versa suited equally,
“NAFRAT
DOOR JAANE NA DE
MOHABBAT
PAAS AANE NA DE”
WELL sach
main yaar....understand the dark truth behind this logic and get the award for
today’s post *seeing the enthusiastic response to JALEBI award, I have
decided to give one award in each post of ARSHIYAAN*
AND TODAY’S AWARD IS TITLED
“THE GREAT FUNDA “ AWARD
Bcoz they
sooooo sincerely observed the following funda:
“I HATE U LIKE I LOVE U”
Hatred
was the glue used by god to keep sticking THEM with each other and the scared
feeling of accepting their LOVE was what kept them detaching away from each
other.
Anyways,,,as
usual I have forgotten the main topic bcoz of my trademark lengthy
introduction....which officially ends here.
For those
who r still curious as to why this post has been named “THE NEW BEGINNINGS”....let me present a detailed reply *what an
excuse to write long lengthy paragraph on arshi.....patting myself*
But first
,ofcourse,,,we need to re watch it...so here it goes...
The scene
was itself loudly asserting to be named “THE
NEW BEGINNINGS”...bcoz..WOW all major ‘ARSHI’ DISTINGUSIHING
NOVELTIES started here only..
First, there
was a DORI....Khushi’s
most sexy possession
ASR’s
urge to untie it... with his own ruthless intensity was as strong as ARNAV’S
urge to retie n protect it with equally matching passion *in later stages
ofcourse*
THE DAMN DORI WAS GLORIFIED BY IPKKND...
It was a
character in itself which played the most unforgettable role in their love
story...has it ever happened before that a physical object enjoys its own short
story in the grand dynamics of events and that too in our Indian tellyworld
where even the living n breathing people are used as mere puppets only ...
It was
untied..it was protected..it was touched with the silkiest sexy caresses...it
was remembered in the darkest of times...it was cherished in the most beautiful
moments...it was gifted..it was glared ...it was retied as a symbol of
possession and then one purple night,,, it was untied ,,,BY HIM ONLY..FOR HIM
ONLY..*ahem ahem*
Ofcourse
it goes against my feminist sensibilities...but I am in love with the moment
when he grabs her with his animalistic ruthlessness and breaks the thin
delicate dori...I have watched it umpteenth no. of times but I still get the
goosebumps .....and each time I watch it,
I soo much want to be in her place.....I SOO MUCH WANT TO BE GRABBED BY HIM..I
SOO MUCH WANT TO BE GAZED DOWN BY THOSE KILLER EYES ....AND FINALLY I DOOOO
WANT MY DORI TO BE SNAPPED TOO...BY HIM OFCOURSE..*g-wink*
Ok
ok..returning back from my ‘mills n boon’ track...dont u all agree that the way
those beads fell on the ground creating that rumbling music was the best
cinematic expression of his feelings...as if he was trying to emphasize to her
to stop affecting him with her fear filled eyes and innocence filled body
movements otherwise he would shred her down to pieces just like he did with the
DORI....
Well
enough of THE DORI SAGA for one post.....the second NEW BEGINNING was the ‘ARSHI WALK’
HE STEPPED FORWARD...
SHE STEPPED BACKWARD..
TILL THERE CAME THE WALL...
I could
never decide ON WHOSE SIDE WAS THE DAMN WALL???? *finger on my temple*
Sometimes
it seems to be favouring HER and sometimes HIM...
BUT MOST OF THE TIMES IT FAVOURED ‘US’
And in
this particular scene,, in my opinion..it favoured HIM..PREVENTING KHUSHI FROM
SHYING AWAY FROM HIS BARBED WORDS...
“AUR TUM YAHAN DAHEJ KE PAISE BANANE AAYI
HO....”
“TUM JAISI LADKIYON KA KYA HAI,EK JAAYEGA
DOOSRA PHANSA LENA...”
Ohhhhh man
....he was a NEW,UNIQUE AND NOVEL EXPERIENCE AFTER YEARS OF WATCHING GOODY
GOODY SUGAR COATED AND SANSKAAR PRONE HEROES’...
The way
he snidely remarked
“THO TOOT JAANE DO SHAADI....”
The words had that silencing
appeal to it as if saying in bachchan style
“KEH DIYA NA .....THO BUS KEH DIYA”
Ofcourse, their eyes had locked when she had fallen into his
arms..but their first EYE TALK was stamped and duty-marked HERE only..
Yes, it was the beginning of their EYE TALKS too...
He snapped the DORI..She pulled the ribbon...
Her hair spread on her almost bare back AND WHOOOPSSS...his
instant heated gaze shifted from her face to the dori-holding part of HER
body....
OMG OMG...EUREKA AGAIN GUYS....WASNT THIS THE BEGINNING FOR
GUTTER TOO??? *G-WINK MULTIPLIED MANIFOLD*
She turned and for first time since her ASR ORDEAL began..she
dared to look into the eyes she was trying to avoid till now...and in that
1/1000th part of a nanosecond they made their first EYE TALK...
She asked :HOW DARE U??
And He replied : HOW DARE U ASK ME ANYTHING??
She may
have chosen the moment to make her EXIT..but needful had been done...MR. ASR
had found his match...
And if we
r on the topic of MATCHMAKING....then who could forget that one object which
played the role of CUPID’S ARROW in their love story..
THEIR
LOVE WAND....THE EVER STUCKING DUPATTA..
It was
the most intelligent OBJECT of IPKKND *yaa it seemed to have some kind of silky
brain* It always knew where to stuck..where to flow..where to fly..and where to
fall....
AND IT
TOO HAD ITS HUMBLE BEGINNING HERE ONLY..
The
journey may have been started with IT lying crumpled beneath his feet....but
still it served its purpose of adding the intensity to their story by its first
interference in their life...
And
then,,,,,it was the day MR. HIGH N MIGHTY ‘ASR’ started another NEW
BEGINNING...
THE ‘AAUKAT
CHRONICLES'
Who knew “GALTI NEEDED AN ‘AAUKAT’ TOO”...man...
he was rude...
Who could
have guessed at that juncture that the damn demeaning word was going to be used
by our meanie boy soooo frequently as his “AVENGE” TOOL..
YES, it served this purpose only...
He used
it not only when he wanted to impress his supremacy over her but also when he
was frustrated with her for being soo pure and innocent...the word served DUAL
purpose..it not only humiliated khushi..it also helped the egoistic ASR to shut
up the ARNAV rising within him...
For those
who r getting the impression that this is yet another post abt favouring HER
and degrading HIM...let me make it very clear that I am in love with ASR MORE
THAN THE ‘ARNAV’ he became..
I am in
love with his ASR music....I am in love with his SCROCHING EYES...I am in love with his RAW SEX APPEAL.....I am
in love with his ‘AAUKAT DEFINING’ dialogues...
ALL MY
FLAG RAISING SLOGANS OF WOMEN LIBERATION TAKE A BACKSEAT WHEN I WATCH “MR. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA” IN HIS FULL GLORY...
The way
he dropped her from his arms and pushed her to fall on the ramp with sheer disgust...
The way
he made that two –finger gesture for her to be brought as if he was the AKBAR
and she the lowly QANEEZ...
The way
he snapped that dori...
The way
he manhandled her...
The way
he pushed her around...
The way
he humiliated her...
Ofcourse...those
were not the proud moments of my ASR PREM but THEN I NEED TO ADMIT THT I DIDNT
EVEN DISLIKED THEM THT MUCH .....even his barbarism had a NAMAK to it...making
me go weak at my knees...
Ok..ok...Coming
back from my ‘I LOVE ASR’ trip and
hiding myself from the ASR STYLE glares of all khushi loving gals....lemme just
yell as a saving grace...’’’’’BRAVO’’’’...’’’’’’BRAVO’’’’’
She was
shaking like a leaf..she was embarrassed like hell..she was
disturbed...she was confused..and she
was in a hurry...yet she faced him...yelled back in her squeaky voice
...defended the dignity of herself n her family...answered his ‘rapid question
round’ with matching frustration...had the guts to call his unkind remarks as ‘BAKWAAS’ .....she bravely did it
all...
but then
she made an unknowing mistake OOPSSS......an error of judgement...or the most
natural human tendency of COMPARING WHEN LOSING THE VERBAL SPAT... or whatever u may call it.....
SHE MADE
A CONTRASTING REMARK ON HIS ‘DI’...AND AHHHHH....the hell broke loose...
Have u
guys noticed...he may have been verbal but he was still maintaining the
physical distance till now but then he couldn’t control his blazing self to
give her the JAWAB she demanded....
ofcourse
HE deserved ALL GAALIS’ OF THE WORLD IN THT MOMENT BUT DID ANJALI DESERVED THE
REMARK....NAHHHHHHHHH
AND AS
FOR THAT MATTER NIETHER DID PAYAL..*uff I am confused now*
I know I
am opening a Pandora box of discussions..hoots n boOOOos...by writing above
lines..but maybe thats my sole intention to do sooo...*naughty wink*...maybe I
am acting all EVIL to wake up the writer within u all..forcing u to disagree
with me n comment back ur barbed answers*sly smile*
AND
BTW...I ADMIT FOR HAVE BEEN BIASED TOWARDS HIM THRU THE ENTIRE POST *kya
karoon..I feel the scene belonged more to HIM then HER *.....
BUT EVEN
KHUSHI STARTED ONE ‘NEW BEGINNING’
TOO..
Yaa she
did...it was SHE who started the ‘BADTAMEEZI’ chit
chat...which was often rightly N sarcastically replied back as “IT HAS JUST STARTED....” and
most of the times he kept his promise too by becoming more badtameez with each
passing day...
More of
his badtammezis’ in the posts to come..as
ARSHIYAAN
IS HERE TO STAY people...
P.S....Phew.....phewwwwww....PHEWWWWWWWWWW...tell
me seriously dooston..do u think I shud get myself checked on the ARSHI-METER ...the
measuring scale once mentioned by my now GAAYAB frnd GAUURRYYY.... bcoz if I
can write that much abt this scene *WITH STILL A LOT OF THOUGHTS LEFT FOR FUTURE
POSTS*..then what will happen when I will reach 197....*seriously introspecting
for a change*
DO
COMMENT PEOPLE...AND ANSWER ALL QUERIES TOO..till I return back with yet
another ICONIC SCENE *which one is not????*
**btw the
last line was written in my MTV VJ mode with lots of unwanted hand movements
and fully faltoo sniggering--HEHEHE**
